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  • bless 'em all
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    Why would Santa be the same age as a fictional character?

    #justaking

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  • stek
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    Originally posted by escapeUK View Post
    He's based on Saint Nicholas who was born 300 years or less later. Apparently in the Netherlands he was called "Sinterklaas" which starts to make it clearer where Santa Claus came from.
    In Russia he's called 'Ded(ushka) Moroz' - 'Grandfather Frost' and has a Grandaughter called 'Snegurochka' so he must have had a wife....

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  • escapeUK
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    Originally posted by stek View Post
    Well, no, but I kind of tied his age in from when Christmas started! There was no Xmas before Jesus so he must be same age, give or take 33 years and making allowance for the Julian/Gregorian Calendar switch...
    He's based on Saint Nicholas who was born 300 years or less later. Apparently in the Netherlands he was called "Sinterklaas" which starts to make it clearer where Santa Claus came from.

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  • stek
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    Originally posted by escapeUK View Post
    So you think Santa Claus is Christ?
    Well, no, but I kind of tied his age in from when Christmas started! There was no Xmas before Jesus so he must be same age, give or take 33 years and making allowance for the Julian/Gregorian Calendar switch...

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  • escapeUK
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    Originally posted by stek View Post
    Police have arrested a 2012 yo man in connection with suspected paedophilia..
    So you think Santa Claus is Christ?

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by Robinho View Post
    Police arrested a man this morning on suspicion of sexual intent after he was found naked holding captive aN intoxicated teenage boy in his basement.

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  • Robinho
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    Police arrested a man this morning on suspicion of sexual intent after he was found naked holding captive an intoxicated teenage boy in his basement.
    Last edited by Robinho; 11 December 2012, 18:09. Reason: :spel

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by stek View Post
    Police have arrested a 2012 yo man in connection with suspected paedophilia..

    Apparently he used to dress up in red, climb down chimneys into kids bedrooms, and empty his sacks all over the bed. Been going it for years.....

    Ho-ho-ho.....
    Or put more eloquently

    How can you tell Santa is a peado? He comes in your children's bedroom and empties his sack

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  • stek
    started a topic Latest Police arrest in Paedo Case

    Latest Police arrest in Paedo Case

    Police have arrested a 2012 yo man in connection with suspected paedophilia..

    Apparently he used to dress up in red, climb down chimneys into kids bedrooms, and empty his sacks all over the bed. Been going it for years.....

    Ho-ho-ho.....
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