Giving the girlfriend a facial for xmas

[DimPrawn]

I think there might be two meanings of facial....

Damn, I was quite excited at the prospect.

[ChrisPackit]

I read somewhere that the best moisturiser is semen. Also works well on hair. I suggest you go right ahead.

...and acts as a cleaning solution for curtains too...

[Sausage Surprise]

She more than likely would prefer a pearl necklace or maybe taking her up the Oxo Tower.

[BrilloPad]

I read somewhere that the best moisturiser is semen. Also works well on hair. I suggest you go right ahead.

[sasguru]

Yes. Goes well with a pearl necklace.

[DimPrawn]

Someone at worked suggested this.

Good idea?