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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    I always heard there were 4 types of female orgasm :-

    The positive - oh yes oh yes oh yes oh yes
    The negative - oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no
    The religious - oh God oh God oh God oh God oh God oh God
    The fake - oh Suity oh Suity oh Suity oh Suity oh Suity oh Suity

    PS it is national get at suity day isn't it?
    When isn't it?

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    If she is laughing during sex it's not a good thing for you, but I suppose as long as she stopped crying it can't be that bad
    I always heard there were 4 types of female orgasm :-

    The positive - oh yes oh yes oh yes oh yes
    The negative - oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no
    The religious - oh God oh God oh God oh God oh God oh God
    The fake - oh Suity oh Suity oh Suity oh Suity oh Suity oh Suity

    PS it is national get at suity day isn't it?

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Thankfully SY02 goes for sense of humour more then looks. I am one seriously funny ****er though
    If she is laughing during sex it's not a good thing for you, but I suppose as long as she stopped crying it can't be that bad

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Thankfully SY02 goes for sense of humour more then looks. I am one seriously funny ****er though
    We can tell that from your posts on project management.

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  • suityou01
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    Thankfully SY02 goes for sense of humour more then looks. I am one seriously funny ****er though

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  • SimonMac
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    Who would have thought SY would have delivered once let alone multiple times, my money is on he got a substitute in

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by corndog
    You really are a contemptible and vile individual, MarillionFan. FOAD.
    Chin up. Once you've been negged by MF you're properly initiated.

    Which reminds me -

    Do you like gladiators?

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    Just 7 posts and (s)he's 'got skills'

    I think we need a corndog for 'personality of the year' campaign.
    Originally posted by corndog
    You really are a contemptible and vile individual, MarillionFan. FOAD.
    That will really help the 'personality of the year' campaign.

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    Why can't I rep corndog
    Just 7 posts and (s)he's 'got skills'

    I think we need a corndog for 'personality of the year' campaign.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    Why can't I rep corndog
    No worry I did it for you.

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  • Cliphead
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    He does seem to be forcing his feckless offspring on the rest of us? Is he Catholic?
    Not enough of them (yet).

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  • Zippy
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    Why can't I rep corndog

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  • MarillionFan
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    He does seem to be forcing his feckless offspring on the rest of us? Is he Catholic?

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    I always thought the best contraceptive was nature's own. Children.

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  • BrilloPad
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    I always thought the best contraceptive was nature's own. Children.

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