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Reply to: Judge Orders Woman to Wear "Idiot" Sign
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Originally posted by Gentile View PostMy favourites are those halfwits who upon seeing you reversing decide to run into your path and gesture at you in a sign language they've just made up. I can only imagine they think the bloke I ordinarily keep in my boot for reversing duties must have broken his leg and be out of commission. They're always surprised when I stop and tell them the only thing preventing me from reversing like a normal individual is some idiot in my way blocking my view and waving their arms like a broken wind turbine. They usually stand and gawp at you as well once they've belatedly realised they are the idiot I'm referring to. At that point I stop again and gawp back with the same gormless expression as they have until they get the message I don't need an audience either.
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostI remember a bloke watching my mother make a cock up of parallel parking.
Bloke: "C'mon love, you could park a bus in there."
Mother, (through gritted teeth): "Yes, but I'm not driving a bus."
My first job was with the MOD in the 80s. We were advised to reverse into our parking space so we could make a quick getaway if the IRA started shooting at us. I always reverse in and have never been shot at, so it must work.
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Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
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I remember a bloke watching my mother make a cock up of parallel parking.
Bloke: "C'mon love, you could park a bus in there."
Mother, (through gritted teeth): "Yes, but I'm not driving a bus."
My first job was with the MOD in the 80s. We were advised to reverse into our parking space so we could make a quick getaway if the IRA started shooting at us. I always reverse in and have never been shot at, so it must work.
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Originally posted by SueEllen View PostSame reason top chefs are men.
We can't be f****** bothered.
touche
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Originally posted by SueEllen View PostI know lots of women who can park properly and lots of bloody men who can't.
Mind you I live in London and it's normally women who drive the car in the week and the men who are Sunday drivers who are just so slow
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postdont bash the bishop.
look , it's logic. let me explain. if you can park properly, then you must be the exception that proves the rule, therefore i was right all along
Mind you I live in London and it's normally women who drive the car in the week and the men who are Sunday drivers who are just so slow
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Originally posted by Gentile View PostOh, EO. You're a bloke: you'll always be wrong, even if no woman is around to hear you speak!*
* I think it was Bishop Berkeley that said that originally. Or was that trees falling in the forest?
look , it's logic. let me explain. if you can park properly, then you must be the exception that proves the rule, therefore i was right all along
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postwell. thats just proves I am right then. doesnt it ?
* I think it was Bishop Berkeley that said that originally. Or was that trees falling in the forest?
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Originally posted by Gentile View PostWe got rid of ducking stools for gossips and dunce's hats for slow pupils some years ago. This 'punishment' comes right out of that same outdated school of thinking.
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Originally posted by Gentile View PostI'm quite good at parallel parking. My first job (right after I passed my test) was in a busy part of town, and involved squeezing into lots of tight parking spaces, so I got plenty of practice. Reversing around a corner is the one I can't do at all well - there's just no angle for the makeup mirror, see?!
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostHa , notice how she steers round the bad parking point.
steers round -geddit ?? steers round
see they are all at it. women drivers
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