Reply to: Chocolate Teapot

[MarillionFan]

How the **** are those two examples related apart from the fact that they both describe you?

As useful as Churchill as a compere at a comedy night.

[xoggoth]

A more interesting question may be whether a fart in a wetsuit

When I used to go potholing people used to pee in them too. We usually used to change back into normal clothes in a grotty little shed somewhere on the hillside. Phaw! Whatha stink.

but it seems he needs a pair as they are checked during his election after the Pope Joan fiasco

So Hitler would not have been allowed to be pope? That would have been most unfair.

[Churchill]

Fart_in_a_wetsuit

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How the **** are those two examples related apart from the fact that they both describe you?

[d000hg]

I know someone who made a concrete canoe, whilst heavy it did float well

Yeah there are loads of concrete boats, even a few concrete yachts IIRC. Never heard of a concrete canoe before though.

[amcdonald]

I know someone who made a concrete canoe, whilst heavy it did float well

[SimonMac]

Are we still allowed to say "As useful as a condom machine in the Vatican"?

I used to say "As useful as a pair of balls on the Pope" but it seems he needs a pair as they are checked during his election after the Pope Joan fiasco

[SimonMac]

Farting in a wetsuit is actually very good and helpful. Warms you up nicely.

Pissing in the wetsuit does a much better job!

[d000hg]

Somebody actually made one. It turns out they aren't completely useless after all.

How useless is a Chocolate Teapot? - Naked Scientists Kitchen Science 2008

Old news: PCG presents chocolate teapot to Gordon Brown at Labour Party Conference | PCG - sadly I can't find any phot

[TimberWolf]

Farting in a wetsuit is actually very good and helpful. Warms you up nicely.

A more interesting question may be whether a fart in a wetsuit increases buoyancy, which I guess depends on whether the gas is more compressed inside the [warm] body also compressed by a wetsuit in turn compressed by the surrounding water, or outside of the body compressed by the wetsuit and [cold] water. Presumably trapped farts will increase in volume and buoyancy alarmingly as one shoots rapidly to the surface. Anyone got a can of beans and a wetsuit?

[wim121]

Fart_in_a_wetsuit

Farting in a wetsuit is actually very good and helpful. Warms you up nicely.

[MarillionFan]

As useful as a

Fart_in_a_wetsuit

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[mudskipper]

So, what'd you do with a third nipple?

Whip it out for the cameras.
http://videosift.com/video/Lily-Alle...her-3rd-nipple

[NotAllThere]

So, what'd you do with a third nipple?

[wobbegong]

Mythbusters made a lead balloon.

[OwlHoot]

and I imagine a concrete parachute might not be totally useless, if for example you wanted to slow the rate of descent of a spaceship in the atmosphere of a large gaseous planet with a dense atmosphere