Reply to: My hands are cold

[TimberWolf]

Fast-roping down a 50 foot rope with no gloves on does the trick.

[TestMangler]

The male scrotum may be visually unappetising and prone to vertical displacement in the cold, but it is an infinately more preferable form of procreation than squirting ones pollen into the atmosphere in the hope of getting a 'hit'. Like my cactus plant does.

Is that not what you're meant to do then ? Well, when I say 'atmosphere', think 'laptop screen'

[KimberleyChris]

Don't worry laaad, there be noice warrrm sou-westerleys a'comin in about two days.

Arrrrr.


Met Office: Surface pressure forecast

[EternalOptimist]

Yeah - could yourself lucky. I'm suffering from severe scrotum tightening everytime i walk outside.

The male scrotum may be visually unappetising and prone to vertical displacement in the cold, but it is an infinately more preferable form of procreation than squirting ones pollen into the atmosphere in the hope of getting a 'hit'. Like my cactus plant does.

[kingcook]

And I'm not sure how to warm them up. I've tried rubbing them together to warm them up but it's not worked. Short of sticking my hands down the front of my trousers to warm them up like when you were a kid stuck on a freezing cold football pitch in the middle of winter I'm at a loss on how to warm them up without being turfed out of the building by security.

Any suggestions?

Yeah - count yourself lucky. I'm suffering from severe scrotum tightening everytime i walk outside.

[MarillionFan]

You could always try putting your hand in your pocket. Would be good practice for the next time we meet for a beer.
Last time, you didn't seem to know how!!

I never needed to. Everytime I went to the bar and shouted over to you what you wanted to drink the barman said 'Oh. How sad, was he in a terrible accident. Tell you what don't worry about the money, it's on me'

[shaunbhoy]

And I'm not sure how to warm them up. I've tried rubbing them together to warm them up but it's not worked. Short of sticking my hands down the front of my trousers to warm them up like when you were a kid stuck on a freezing cold football pitch in the middle of winter I'm at a loss on how to warm them up without being turfed out of the building by security.

Any suggestions?

You could always try putting your hand in your pocket. Would be good practice for the next time we meet for a beer.
Last time, you didn't seem to know how!!

[MarillionFan]

I thought we were always being cruel to be cruel.

Well, if you've got a knife there's no point putting it in a drawer.

[KimberleyChris]

Big mug of hot chocolate, plus a tot of rum.

[NotAllThere]

Personally I find that the thiner and fitter I get the less I feel the cold. Try doing some exercise you f*t f**k!!

You know we love you really MF. Just being cruel to be kind.

I thought we were always being cruel to be cruel.

[PRC1964]

Warm them between the N*rks of the most buxom member of staff you can see*.


* Moobs do not count.

[MarillionFan]

Personally I find that the thiner and fitter I get the less I feel the cold. Try doing some exercise you f*t f**k!!

You know we love you really MF. Just being cruel to be kind.

Not very nice.

You can take that back at the CUK weigh in.

[TestMangler]

have a hand shandy. Always works for me

[Notascooby]

I'm in the office.

Hand-dryer in the bogs?

[BrilloPad]

Personally I find that the thiner and fitter I get the less I feel the cold. Try doing some exercise you f*t f**k!!

You know we love you really MF. Just being cruel to be kind.