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Pondlife replied

3 January 2012, 15:20
Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View Post

I think it is going to be you.

Nah, Mrs PL thinks I'm still changeable.
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ThomasSoerensen replied

3 January 2012, 15:11
Originally posted by Pondlife View Post

A quick looky at the 1st page of General.

Bensey has decided future vacations will be tent based.

MF is having a midlife crisis and wants to blow 25K on a car race.

Soupy is subjecting the missus to Beach Boys based guitar torture.

My money is going on psychocandy though.

no offence intended chaps

I think it is going to be you.
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SimonMac replied

3 January 2012, 15:07
Originally posted by wim121 View Post

Nobody thinks anyone like suity then? Didnt he just have another kid? Always extra stress to a relationship ....

They are HAVING the sprog as we speak

http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...back-work.html
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BrilloPad replied

3 January 2012, 15:05
Originally posted by wim121 View Post

Nobody thinks anyone like suity then? Didnt he just have another kid? Always extra stress to a relationship ....

Beyond the first its quite easy. At least in the early days. You know what you have the do - the issue with the first child is continually referring to the instruction manual.

Top tip - never discard the packaging your baby comes in. You never know when it might prove handy.
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wim121 replied

3 January 2012, 15:01
Nobody thinks anyone like suity then? Didnt he just have another kid? Always extra stress to a relationship ....
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DodgyAgent replied

3 January 2012, 14:53
Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

Churchy and CM after going on Jeremy Kyle to get the results from the paternity test
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MarillionFan replied

3 January 2012, 11:32
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Because she's the only bird that will marry him.

,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, <---- next time use one of these, I have plenty to spare.

Do you have a chameleon as well?
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Churchill replied

3 January 2012, 11:22
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Why is he marrying Sinead O'Conner?

Because she's the only bird that will marry him.

,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, <---- next time use one of these, I have plenty to spare.
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SimonMac replied

3 January 2012, 11:22
Churchy and CM after going on Jeremy Kyle to get the results from the paternity test
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MarillionFan replied

3 January 2012, 11:21
Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post

I think it will be AtW... about 15 days after he's given us the first CUK wedding of 2012

Why is he marrying Sinead O'Conner?
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Spacecadet replied

3 January 2012, 11:16
I think it will be AtW... about 15 days after he's given us the first CUK wedding of 2012
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Pondlife started a topic 1st divorce of the year - sweepstake

3 January 2012, 11:03
1st divorce of the year - sweepstake

A quick looky at the 1st page of General.

Bensey has decided future vacations will be tent based.

MF is having a midlife crisis and wants to blow 25K on a car race.

Soupy is subjecting the missus to Beach Boys based guitar torture.

My money is going on psychocandy though.

no offence intended chaps
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