THE ATW "when is he going to pay the dutchman back his money thread?"

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Troll replied

1 December 2011, 20:46
Originally posted by AtW View Post

Now I am going back to invoicing, see you next year.

Wot - no last post of the year competition for 2011?
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MarillionFan replied

1 December 2011, 19:50
Originally posted by eek View Post

I thought it was 4 dwarfs and a left hand dildo.

No, that's the story about how Dodgy Agent funded his Recruitment Agency.
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eek replied

1 December 2011, 19:41
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

It's a long story.

Involves AtW, a dutchman, some rubber trousers, 300kg of swarfega and three lady-boy midgets.

Don't want to bore you with the details.

I thought it was 4 dwarfs and a left hand dildo.
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DimPrawn replied

1 December 2011, 19:26
Originally posted by d000hg View Post

What dutchman?

It's a long story.

Involves AtW, a dutchman, some rubber trousers, 300kg of swarfega and three lady-boy midgets.

Don't want to bore you with the details.
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d000hg replied

1 December 2011, 19:03
What dutchman?
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DodgyAgent replied

1 December 2011, 17:51
Originally posted by AtW View Post

All is going very well, thanks for asking.

Now I am going back to invoicing, see you next year.

that is a bit like the Blackadder sketch when the Duke of Wellington (played by Stephen Fry) delivers an envelope containing a report on the Napoleonic wars. prince George opens it and reads out the report

"we won" it simply says
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AtW replied

1 December 2011, 17:49
Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post

can we please have an update on the finances (not the technical aspects) of the business?

All is going very well, thanks for asking.

Now I am going back to invoicing, see you next year.
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DodgyAgent replied

1 December 2011, 17:43
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

I believe AtW has now completed 4 out of the 5 parts of the contract he signed with said Dutchman

1) AtW's Anal Adventures in Birmingham
2) Monster Squirrels II
3) Sofa Stains III
4) Bedsit Booty

and the last one we are still wa**ing on.

FTFY
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MarillionFan replied

1 December 2011, 17:37
Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post

Sorry for confusing everyone by including this topic in the humungously exciting thread about AtW's failed house purchase, and bearing in mind he cant think of two things at once, can we please have an update on the finances (not the technical aspects) of the business?

I believe AtW has now completed 4 out of the 5 parts of the contract he signed with said Dutchman

1) AtW's Anal Adventures in Birmingham
2) Monster Squirrels II
3) Sofa Stains III
4) Bedsit Booty

and the last one we are still waiting on.
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1 December 2011, 17:27
THE ATW "when is he going to pay the dutchman back his money thread?"

Sorry for confusing everyone by including this topic in the humungously exciting thread about AtW's failed house purchase, and bearing in mind he cant think of two things at once, can we please have an update on the finances (not the technical aspects) of the business?
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