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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostWatch it.
I'm not bloody blonde, for a start.
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostI just thought it was some random midget porn someone sent me, but perhaps it was MP after an extreme makeover.
I'm not bloody blonde, for a start.
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostSo MP is a hoofer doofer. I'm dismayed. The pictures she PMd me where of a buxom blonde sexy bird. I thought it was odd that MP signed them Jordan but i thought that was her real name.
I feel so stupid.
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Originally posted by Doggy Styles View PostNo worries, I always thought you were fair game MP.
I feel so stupid.
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostWhy?
Just cos I've got boobs, doesn't make me any less fair game.
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostWhy?
Just cos I've got boobs, doesn't make me any less fair game.
Edit - Beat Me to it, NAT
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostWhy?
Just cos I've got boobs, doesn't make me any less fair game.
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Originally posted by AtW View PostIt was a mistake to mention MaryPoppins...
Just cos I've got boobs, doesn't make me any less fair game.
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Originally posted by Craic View PostJust back from the pub after a good night out of music and beer.
While the cats been away the mice have played - not to any great effect.
I actually broke up my night of carousing to consider who is the biggest tosser on here.
Here's my considered opinion.
1. eek - the crawling toady who waited months to post anything here so he could work out how he could 'fit in' with the regulars. He wouldn't have any friends in real life but has found a few false friends here.
2. Old Duffer (Greg) - he actually thinks his one-line retorts are vey funny. He thinks he's the Oscar Wilde of CUK. Probably the most deluded poster on here and the person I would least trust to babysit my children.
3. MaryPoppins - there's no way an attractive girl would spend her time here every evening posting here. She has the advantage of anonymity where no one knows what she looks like. She makes 'sexy comments' to the posters. She reminds me of one of those girls who operate the 'chat lines' on sex internet sites. They're really plain or ugly but no one knows as it is all anonymous.
4. Shaunbhoy - the dumbest of them all. He hasn't an intelligent thought in his head.
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Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostGod, I nip away for a couple of hours and jellyhead gets himself banned.
What a great loss he will be.
On the other hand, it will free up some space on the bottom rung of the CUK social spectrum, so BolshieBastard and Troll will be able to spread their colouring books out again.
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