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with women, it costs a fraternity a couple of couches, with blokes, it costs a farmer a couple of cow turds
blokes are so much more 'masturbation-friendly'
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Can't help but feel that these stories share a common denominator, to the tune of that the perpetrators are male.
Although there is this one:
Fraternity members asked the woman to leave the house, but she refused and continued masturbating for about half an hour, Nye said.
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostI suggest someone with an Urban Dictionary account provides an appropriate definition for the practise of 'David Truscotting'.
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I suggest someone with an Urban Dictionary account provides an appropriate definition for the practise of 'David Truscotting'.
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostVery considerate of the police to handcuff his wrists in front of his body.
That's an interesting haircut. I like the centre parting in particular.
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Originally posted by portseven View PostPervert caught pleasuring himself in slurry for third time (From Mid Devon Star)
It takes all sorts....
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Worked for a retailer a few years ago, and having a chat with the Loss Prevention boys one day, they get to see footage from the stores, particularly the stuff that warrants further investigation.
There was one chap that they caught on camera that would go into the stock room, nick a load of cheap chocolate they were selling at the time, and gorge himself on the chocolate, and immediately following would 'pleasure himself'
Now't as queer as folk...
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Originally posted by portseven View PostPervert caught pleasuring himself in slurry for third time (From Mid Devon Star)
It takes all sorts....
Why is it worse that he was pleasuring himself? Surely the wierd bit was that he was found naked in a field playing amongst the cow dung?
I think the fact that he was pleasuring himself makes this a *little* more acceptable?
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What would be your wildest fantasy then peeps?
I will tell you mine if you tell me yours........
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Originally posted by amcdonald View PostHow about naked women sitting and farting on giant birthday cakes
Now that's just weird
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she would only do it in a tent. Welsh bird.
mind you, credit where it's due, she could suck a tennis ball through a hose pipe.
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Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostMars bars? That's nothing - In Thailand they can blow smoke rings.
I've long since learned not to be surprised at all the unaccountably weird things that turn some people on.
Now that's just weird
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