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Previously on "Cameron Loses 2018 World Cup Vote For England"

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  • BobTheCrate
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    They're just jealous.

    Everyone knows that God is an Englishman.
    The evidence is strong ...

    I thought God was elected by Labour's NEC.

    on the other hand ...

    What's the difference for example, between God and the leaders of the Labour party ?

    Ans (as if you didn't know) : God doesn't believe he leads the Labour party.

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  • Platypus
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    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
    P.S. England lost because no one worldwide actually likes english people
    I fear you're right

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  • ThomasSoerensen
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    I guess you can show what FIFA is missing out on when you host the Olympics.

    You did a great job with that logo

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  • Sysman
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    I am still blaming Gordon Brown for everything. In a few years I may stop.
    Why stop?

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  • TestMangler
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    This was all arranged years ago. England still has outstanding debts to pay to Russia (football wise).

    I predict that Russia will win the final due to a dodgy decision from an English linesman.



    P.S. England lost because no one worldwide actually likes english people

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Would I be alone in representing the Celtic fringe & saying
    I am not of the Celtic fringe, but nevertheless delighted that neither Britain nor Holland will suffer the scourge of international chavdom.

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  • Paddy
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    Putin did not turn up for the final vote. He knew that Russia would win by sending a load of hotties to pursued the voters. Hotties v politicians; no contest

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  • Mich the Tester
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    It's an Etonian conspiracy to keep the plebs out, I tell you. Once Dave and Wills had got together, the whole thing was sealed. Niether would really want the unwashed to enjoy their football.

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  • Scrag Meister
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    I blame the BBC for airing that FIFA Panorama show the other night, a couple of days before the vote.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by Freamon View Post
    Labour party are demanding an inquiry into why we lost. I'd imagine Cameron/Windsor/Beckham didn't lose on purpose?
    Well with Babs on board it should have been in the bag!

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  • hyperD
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    Xogg's right, there's only one person to blame:



    The Curse of Jonah

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  • PerlOfWisdom
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    I am still blaming Gordon Brown for everything. In a few years I may stop.
    No, it's all Maggie's fault.

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by TykeMerc View Post
    That'll show the buggers!
    Solidarity Brother!!!

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  • TykeMerc
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    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
    In an astonishing show of unity, Scotland and Wales have threatened not to qualify for the Russian World Cup in 2018!!!
    And may take action even before then!

    That'll show the buggers!

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  • TykeMerc
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    Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
    We can't afford to host the world cup.

    It's a sh!t game anyway.
    Fair comments.

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