Reply to: Drunken Christmas women

[aussielong]

It's THAT time of the year again boys. The women are out at lunchtime for their Christmas drinkies. Its the once a year drinkers that I'm on about. You can see them, hunting in packs, staggering towards you down the high street.

Then one of them makes a dart for you, gets you in a bear hug, and sticks her tongue down yer throat. They are usually stunners as well, wouldnt look at you twice normally, but now they are so pissed, they just dont care. Then the office munter has a go. slobbers all over yer grid, then she hooks her leg up behind yours (being sexy) loses her balance and falls on her bum.

Then, in a waft of wine fumes and perfume, they are gone, looking for the next victim.

God I miss the UK.

[d000hg]

Obligatory Daily Mail link to women having a night on the town:
Why don't Newcastle girls EVER dress for the weather? One proud Geordie explains | Mail Online



<cough>yours</cough>

Clearly a fake. They're way overdressed for Newcastle. Although I heard this is what DP moved up north for.

[mudskipper]

Ooh, clever/witty enough for a rep.

If a joke needs explaining... :

[TimberWolf]

Is that because there is no Posh in Newcastle

Ooh, clever/witty enough for a rep.

[administrator]

Scary, Scary, Scary and OMFG NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

FTFY

[BA to the Stars]

Ginger, Scary, Baby and Sporty

Is that because there is no Posh in Newcastle

[mudskipper]

Obligatory Daily Mail link to women having a night on the town:
Why don't Newcastle girls EVER dress for the weather? One proud Geordie explains | Mail Online



<cough>yours</cough>

Ginger, Scary, Baby and Sporty

[hyperD]

...Why don't Newcastle girls EVER dress for the weather?...

May I point the learned gentleman to this area of well established research:

The ontogenetic changes in the thermal properties of blubber from Newcastle bottlenose Slaggus Geordicus

[Incognito]

Girls aloud reunion tour 2020

[Pogle]

oh no its the stay puft marshmallow man!

He's right you know

[vetran]

oh no its the stay puft marshmallow man!

[TimberWolf]

Obligatory Daily Mail link to women having a night on the town:
Why don't Newcastle girls EVER dress for the weather? One proud Geordie explains | Mail Online



<cough>yours</cough>

[EternalOptimist]

I remember being drunk as a skunk outside UBS in Liverpool Street trying to get a cab one xmas and there were loads of young women wanting to get a cab too.

One cabby passed them all and picked me up. I commented on this and he said, "I'd rather pick up a drunken City gent than any of those girls. They are far too much trouble. You lot are no trouble whatsoever."

And when they have had a few, they ALL start screeching about how THEY want to pay the fare. The cabbies groans inwardly - he knows that the one who pays will be the last one to be dropped off, and he knows why they want to be the last one to be dropped off

[HairyArsedBloke]

I remember being drunk as a skunk outside UBS in Liverpool Street trying to get a cab one xmas and there were loads of young women wanting to get a cab too.

One cabby passed them all and picked me up. I commented on this and he said, "I'd rather pick up a drunken City gent than any of those girls. They are far too much trouble. You lot are no trouble whatsoever."

[d000hg]

1. It never happens to me. Not sure whether to be pleased or upset.
2. AtW calls it "hunting season"