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  • gingerjedi
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    Not sure mentioning pooing yourself is a good advert when buying a sex toy. Well, maybe for some people...
    I'm staying up top for the second birth, we won't be having chili any time near due date either.

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by chef View Post
    thread fail, I thought this would be about the pelvic sort of eggs that liven up an evening .. NSFW
    Squeezing your pelvic muscles around the inserted balls will strengthen them. This helps to increase the power of your orgasms as well as helping with continence after childbirth.
    Not sure mentioning pooing yourself is a good advert when buying a sex toy. Well, maybe for some people...

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  • Bunk
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    Originally posted by chef View Post
    thread fail, I thought this would be about the pelvic sort of eggs that liven up an evening .. NSFW
    It is, if you look hard enough.

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  • chef
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    thread fail, I thought this would be about the pelvic sort of eggs that liven up an evening .. NSFW

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    I love eggs. brought two boiled ones into work this am.

    yum yum





    I'm gonna string them together, and shove them up grice boys bum

    I love^2 eggs

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  • EternalOptimist
    started a topic Love Eggs

    Love Eggs

    I love eggs. brought two boiled ones into work this am.

    yum yum





    I'm gonna string them together, and shove them up grice boys bum

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