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MarillionFan replied

12 October 2010, 09:58
Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Post

Just heard there is something called "Runny Eggs". How gross can you get?

Good grief.
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darmstadt replied

12 October 2010, 09:56
I left the search in the Google bit at the top of the browser and the missus came in a bit later and asked me what the hell I was up to Had to blame you lot
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fullyautomatix replied

11 October 2010, 21:34
Just heard there is something called "Runny Eggs". How gross can you get?
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Bunk replied

8 October 2010, 14:39
Urban Dictionary's popular this afternoon.
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MaryPoppins replied

8 October 2010, 14:34
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

Save time; try a blumpkin.
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Mich the Tester replied

8 October 2010, 13:53
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

the 'rusty trombone' looks interesting as well

Save time; try a blumpkin.
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EternalOptimist replied

8 October 2010, 13:50
the 'rusty trombone' looks interesting as well
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Mich the Tester replied

8 October 2010, 13:45
Originally posted by Pogle View Post

Oh and as for crapping in lady parts - well it takes all sorts I guess.

I'll fetch my spoon.
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MaryPoppins replied

8 October 2010, 13:34
Originally posted by Pogle View Post

Oh and as for crapping in lady parts - well it takes all sorts I guess.

I'm crying here
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Pogle replied

8 October 2010, 13:30
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

That was my point.

Sounds more like he's just found out what the term meant, and had no-one else to say it to.

Stupid Pogle googled it - Christ it was disgusting just cos the guy would have been 70 - ugh utterly foul

Oh and as for crapping in lady parts - well it takes all sorts I guess.

Mind you Wilmslow, not a very classy thing to say to a female colleague - I hope you're not in the public sector
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Pondlife replied

8 October 2010, 13:29
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

That was my point.

Sounds more like he's just found out what the term meant, and had no-one else to say it to.

True, although why he felt the need to share is beyond me. I shudder to think what he was googling for to find it though.
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MaryPoppins replied

8 October 2010, 13:21
Originally posted by Pondlife View Post

This didn't happen, did it?

You've got issues mate, really, get help.

That was my point.

Sounds more like he's just found out what the term meant, and had no-one else to say it to.
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EternalOptimist replied

8 October 2010, 13:20
Originally posted by original PM View Post

well we always used to call that a golden nuggett.

although I do not know anyone who has actually attempted it - never mind enjoyed it..

the only person I ever heard of was MF, and he was the nugettee, rather than the nuggetter
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Bunk replied

8 October 2010, 13:18
Originally posted by Pondlife View Post

This didn't happen, did it?

You've got issues mate, really, get help.

If you start from the position that Wilmslow doesn't exist then it makes perfect sense.
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original PM replied

8 October 2010, 13:18
well we always used to call that a golden nuggett.

although I do not know anyone who has actually attempted it - never mind enjoyed it..
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