Reply to: SKA news (now on BBC radio)

[shaunbhoy]

SB have you ever thought of becoming a comedy sketch writer?

Despite the almost incessant public clamouring.............No.

[DodgyAgent]

You mean Hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooseasons!!

SB have you ever thought of becoming a comedy sketch writer?

[shaunbhoy]

Hoseasons were not amused.

You mean Hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooseasons!!

[DodgyAgent]

I know Phil Upton very well. We had a boys trip on the Norfolk Broads some years ago and he lost us our deposit. The little git threw up all over his mattress and instead of cleaning up he simply turned the thing upside down. Hoseasons were not amused.

[Paddy]

Cant be arsed to listen to some radio clip, what is the gist of the 'news' ??

It's about some Siberian bloke talking about the Urals.

[shaunbhoy]

although the odds are higher if the founder doesn't get involved in business issues and confines himself to being a techie

If only we could bottle your thoughts sas. We could manufacture the most potent Stupidity Missiles in the Galaxy!

[sasguru]

Cant be arsed to listen to some radio clip, what is the gist of the 'news' ??

Some bloke has started up a small company. The normal marketing guff and exaggerated claims are being bandied about.
Nobody is sure if said company will be successful*

HTH


* (this bit wasn't on the radio) - although the odds are higher if the founder doesn't get involved in business issues and confines himself to being a techie

[AtW]

Shall I click it and waste some of AtW's money?

Read this first: Click fraud - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

[AtW]

Mmmm, large employer. You need a HSE inspection. Do you have separate toilets for male and female staff?

Yes.

You need a toilet for disabled staff (even if you don’t have any disabled staff.)

Yes.

Have you appointed Health and Safety Officer?

Yes.

Have you done your risk assessments?

Yes.

Where is you copy of “The Offices Shops, Factories and Railway Premises Act”.

Offices, Shops and Railway Premises Act 1963 - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Though as of 2008[update] some of it remains in force, it has largely been superseded by the Health and Safety at Work etc. Act 1974 and regulations made under it.

[HairyArsedBloke]

I've just had a MajesticSEO google ad appear on the StatCounter.Com page

Shall I click it and waste some of AtW's money?

[fullyautomatix]

Cant be arsed to listen to some radio clip, what is the gist of the 'news' ??

[Paddy]

Employs 15 people. AtW must be the biggest (bedroom) business on here.

Mmmm, large employer. You need a HSE inspection. Do you have separate toilets for male and female staff? You need a toilet for disabled staff (even if you don’t have any disabled staff.)

Have you appointed Health and Safety Officer? Have you done your risk assessments?
Where is you copy of “The Offices Shops, Factories and Railway Premises Act”.

[sasguru]

... makes it harder than listening to a drunken scottish sailer on mobile phone

Have you given up with women then?

[AtW]

You must be doing well if you can afford contractors. Any of them anyone we know?

Most likely not - and if they are they are certainly professional enough not to post tulip on CUK during work time and generally keep their tongue behind their teeth

[TimberWolf]

I did not say 15 (it's not interview with me), but it is nearly 10 now

Some of them are contractors/consultants - just signed up a new one

You must be doing well if you can afford contractors. Any of them anyone we know?