IOC member Alex Gilady (is a tosser)

[Captain Jack]

All I can say to Alex Gilady is what my old mum used to me when I was a nipper: "if 'ifs' and 'ands' were pots and pans, there'd be no need for tinkers".

[Rebecca Loos]

bit like England then

[Bovvered]

I hate the French.

No, wait, I hate the Northern French. Oh look at that map, Paris is in the North!!!

For the record, I found most people on the South coast to be must un-French and actually quite nice.

[Mordac]

It's just some nobody getting his 15 mins. Makes beating the French all the sweeter if you ask me, knowing they were robbed courtesy of some cretin whose only function in life is to press a button, and yet he still managed to feck it right up.

[Bovvered]

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Who the f**k is this *****?!!!