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Originally posted by Drewster View PostThe instant you want a BJ.............. alegedly!
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depends on the type of woman of course, just like a car, you can either
get a fat gas guzzler or lean mean enviro friendly one.
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Originally posted by Andy2 View Postsome more maths
A pizza with the radius z
and thickness a has
volume = pi*z*z*a
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some more maths
A pizza with the radius z
and thickness a has
volume = pi*z*z*a
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Originally posted by George Parr View PostAs we all know, money can't buy you love:
money <> love
but money can buy you sex:
money = sex
therefore:
love <> sex
so the more your wife loves you the less sex you will have.
(Well, that's how Mrs Parr explains it to me).
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostTo find a woman you need time and money.
Woman = time*money
But Time=money
Woman = money*money
But money = root of problems so problems=money*money
So woman=problems.
So Woman = time + money
Time = money
Woman = 2*money
money = root of problems, so square both sides
Woman*Woman = 4* problems
And so Woman = 4 * problems / Woman.
I'm not sure what that proves (or if indeed I've done the maths right).
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostTo find a woman you need time and money.
Woman = time*money
But Time=money
Woman = money*money
But money = root of problems so problems=money*money
So woman=problems.
As we all know, money can't buy you love:
money <> love
but money can buy you sex:
money = sex
therefore:
love <> sex
so the more your wife loves you the less sex you will have.
(Well, that's how Mrs Parr explains it to me).
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostTo find a woman you need time and money.
Woman = time*money
But Time=money
Woman = money*money
But money = root of problems so problems=money*money
So woman=problems.
Consequently problems can be "large" and "small" or even non-existant.
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woman=problems
To find a woman you need time and money.
Woman = time*money
But Time=money
Woman = money*money
But money = root of problems so problems=money*money
So woman=problems.Tags: None
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