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  • original PM
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    Originally posted by norrahe View Post
    some of us prefer cars and gadgets

    hth
    pussies and toys seems perfectly acceptable to me


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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by Drewster View Post
    The instant you want a BJ.............. alegedly!
    Stop dating hookers and that might ease up

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by norrahe View Post
    some of us prefer cars and gadgets

    hth
    I know! At least I got my new laptop back!

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  • norrahe
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    At what point do Shoes and Handbags enter into the equation?
    some of us prefer cars and gadgets

    hth

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  • Drewster
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    At what point do Shoes and Handbags enter into the equation?
    The instant you want a BJ.............. alegedly!

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by Bright Spark View Post
    depends on the type of woman of course, just like a car, you can either
    get a fat gas guzzler or lean mean enviro friendly one.
    At what point do Shoes and Handbags enter into the equation?

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  • Bright Spark
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    depends on the type of woman of course, just like a car, you can either
    get a fat gas guzzler or lean mean enviro friendly one.

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by Andy2 View Post
    some more maths

    A pizza with the radius z
    and thickness a has
    volume = pi*z*z*a


    geometry

    Surely?

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  • Tarquin Farquhar
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    Originally posted by Andy2 View Post
    some more maths

    A pizza with the radius z
    and thickness a has
    volume = pi*z*z*a

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  • Andy2
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    some more maths

    A pizza with the radius z
    and thickness a has
    volume = pi*z*z*a

    Leave a comment:


  • Ruprect
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    Originally posted by George Parr View Post
    As we all know, money can't buy you love:

    money <> love

    but money can buy you sex:

    money = sex

    therefore:

    love <> sex

    so the more your wife loves you the less sex you will have.

    (Well, that's how Mrs Parr explains it to me).
    trudat

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  • VectraMan
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    To find a woman you need time and money.

    Woman = time*money

    But Time=money

    Woman = money*money

    But money = root of problems so problems=money*money

    So woman=problems.
    Time and money, not time multipled by money.

    So Woman = time + money
    Time = money
    Woman = 2*money
    money = root of problems, so square both sides
    Woman*Woman = 4* problems
    And so Woman = 4 * problems / Woman.

    I'm not sure what that proves (or if indeed I've done the maths right).

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  • George Parr
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    To find a woman you need time and money.

    Woman = time*money

    But Time=money

    Woman = money*money

    But money = root of problems so problems=money*money

    So woman=problems.

    As we all know, money can't buy you love:

    money <> love

    but money can buy you sex:

    money = sex

    therefore:

    love <> sex

    so the more your wife loves you the less sex you will have.

    (Well, that's how Mrs Parr explains it to me).

    Leave a comment:


  • AtW
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    To find a woman you need time and money.

    Woman = time*money

    But Time=money

    Woman = money*money

    But money = root of problems so problems=money*money

    So woman=problems.
    "money" just like "time" can be high or low.

    Consequently problems can be "large" and "small" or even non-existant.

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  • BrilloPad
    started a topic woman=problems

    woman=problems

    To find a woman you need time and money.

    Woman = time*money

    But Time=money

    Woman = money*money

    But money = root of problems so problems=money*money

    So woman=problems.

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