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Previously on "I want to buy some C4"

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  • gingerjedi
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    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
    Coo-ee, Echelon, over here!
    Ooh bugger... hang on, there's someone at the door.

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  • RichardCranium
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    Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
    I want to buy some C4
    Coo-ee, Echelon, over here!

    British Government deports more IT staff over terror plot

    Mirroring the recent deportation to USA-Land of a UFO spotting loon, in a dawn raid operatives from the Ministry of Justice's Security Paranoia Brigade rounded up a bunch of IT 'contractor' mentalists who were clearly plotting to destroy Parliament in exchange for money etc blah blah blah fembots blah Russian internet analysing web spider databases spying on American systems blah blah discussions to bring down the government blah blah fake truckers blah blah claiming mind control by a giant alien lizard as their defence blah blah blah super intelligent ape is the mastermind blah blah blah all deported to California for torture and unfair trials etc.
    Last edited by RichardCranium; 3 November 2009, 13:36. Reason: More paranoia, more!

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  • HairyArsedBloke
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    I was going to do that gag earlier, but the phone went and I forgot about it.

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  • gingerjedi
    started a topic I want to buy some C4

    I want to buy some C4

    Remember remember the fifth of November.

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