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Previously on "My prediction for the future"

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  • singhr
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    Initially it was thought to have been brought down by a collision from an alien mother ship with malevolent intent, but further analysis revealed it to be as a consequence of metal fatigue.
    You don't expect them to say anything but that do you, I mean don't frighten the sheep and all that

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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by singhr View Post
    and on a UFO up at Conisholme earlier this year. Imagine ariving from another planet in your spaceship and then having a prang with a wind turbine - you would look a bit of a tit.
    Initially it was thought to have been brought down by a collision from an alien mother ship with malevolent intent, but further analysis revealed it to be as a consequence of metal fatigue.

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  • threaded
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Once all our energy comes from wind power rather than carbon fuels, "scientists" will find out they slow down the wind and this causes climate change.

    You heard it here first.
    No, I read that somewhere else a few years ago. One of the more rabid climate change activists.

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by singhr View Post
    and on a UFO up at Conisholme earlier this year. Imagine ariving from another planet in your spaceship and then having a prang with a wind turbine - you would look a bit of a tit.
    It will also cost a fortune of galactic credits to get it fixed as insurance job, also NCB will be a bust...

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  • singhr
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    One did a fine job on a swan on Swansea Enterprise Zone.
    and on a UFO up at Conisholme earlier this year. Imagine ariving from another planet in your spaceship and then having a prang with a wind turbine - you would look a bit of a tit.

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  • singhr
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    All those wind turbines will slow down the rotation of the earth and so we'll all live longer too (unlike migrating birds who will be shredded)

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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    I presume your use of quotes is because you don't believe in science ?
    Witchcraft.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Once all our energy comes from wind power
    we are going to be stuffed on a calm day.

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Once all our energy comes from wind power rather than carbon fuels, "scientists" will find out they slow down the wind and this causes climate change.

    You heard it here first.
    I presume your use of quotes is because you don't believe in science ?

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  • DimPrawn
    started a topic My prediction for the future

    My prediction for the future

    Once all our energy comes from wind power rather than carbon fuels, "scientists" will find out they slow down the wind and this causes climate change.

    You heard it here first.

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