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RichardCranium replied

12 August 2009, 19:16
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

You'll go far with an attitude like that.

And I thought that the reason you didn't have a girlfriend was because you were gay, ugly and thick as pigsh!t.

Blimey, you have got a serious case of the love buds, haven't you?
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blacjac replied

12 August 2009, 16:59
Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post

How many months do they spend nagging?

They're still counting
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BrilloPad replied

12 August 2009, 16:54
Originally posted by dinker View Post

And the rest of the time they go shopping and spend YOUR money.

Originally posted by Churchill View Post

You'll go far with an attitude like that.

And I thought that the reason you didn't have a girlfriend was because you were gay, ugly and thick as pigsh!t.

Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

When did Churchill become a pussy?

Originally posted by snaw View Post

I think someone's hijacked his account ...

I wonder if Churchill's girlfriend posts here and he is trying to earn brownie points?
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Sockpuppet replied

12 August 2009, 11:45
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

You'll go far with an attitude like that.

And I thought that the reason you didn't have a girlfriend was because you were gay, ugly and thick as pigsh!t.

Nah your thinking of me 'cept i don't have enough dress sense to be gay
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PRC1964 replied

12 August 2009, 11:15
Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post

How many months do they spend nagging?

No idea. I gave up listening years ago.
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shaunbhoy replied

12 August 2009, 11:06
How many months do they spend nagging?
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thunderlizard replied

12 August 2009, 11:04
watching a soppy film or losing a loved one

I do like it when the Telegraph's old-school colours show through.
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snaw replied

12 August 2009, 10:03
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

When did Churchill become a pussy?

I think someone's hijacked his account ...
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DimPrawn replied

12 August 2009, 09:58
When did Churchill become a pussy?
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Zippy replied

12 August 2009, 09:57
Oooh goody. I've still got 14 months in the bank
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Churchill replied

12 August 2009, 09:42
Originally posted by dinker View Post

And the rest of the time they go shopping and spend YOUR money.

You'll go far with an attitude like that.

And I thought that the reason you didn't have a girlfriend was because you were gay, ugly and thick as pigsh!t.
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dinker replied

12 August 2009, 09:35
And the rest of the time they go shopping and spend YOUR money.
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Sundial replied

12 August 2009, 08:17
*sobs*
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thelace replied

12 August 2009, 08:16
Does that mean that once their 16 months is up, they kick the bucket?

Here's hoping
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Peoplesoft bloke replied

12 August 2009, 08:06
Originally posted by GavM View Post

They obviously haven't met my wife

Or my ex-wife who freely admitted she used it as a strategy to get out of difficult situations and had done since childhood.
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