10 ways to freak out a permie...

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RichardCranium replied

29 June 2009, 20:10
Originally posted by Amiga500 View Post

10 ways to freak out a permie...

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DaveB replied

26 June 2009, 15:46
Originally posted by Amiga500 View Post

1 Recite entire movie scripts (e.g. "The Road Warrior," "Repo Man," Casablanca,") almost inaudibly.

2 Kill roaches with a monkey wrench while playing Wagnerian arias on a kazoo. If a permie complains, explain that it is for your performing arts class (or hit him/her with the wrench).

3 Collect all your urine in a small jug. Keep it on your desk.

4 Chain yourself to your colleague's chair. Get him/her to bring you food.

5 Leave your computer on when you are not using it. Turn it off when you are.

6 Buy as many back issues of Horse and Hound as you can. Pretend to masturbate while reading them.

7 Fake a heart attack. When your colleague gets the paramedics to come, pretend nothing happened.

8 Eat glass.

9 Smoke ballpoint pens.

10 Smile. All the time.

Sounds like most of the permies I've ever worked with.
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Moscow Mule replied

26 June 2009, 15:45
Originally posted by Amiga500 View Post

10 ways to freak out anybody..

Fixed that for you...
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26 June 2009, 15:30
10 ways to freak out a permie...

1 Recite entire movie scripts (e.g. "The Road Warrior," "Repo Man," Casablanca,") almost inaudibly.

2 Kill roaches with a monkey wrench while playing Wagnerian arias on a kazoo. If a permie complains, explain that it is for your performing arts class (or hit him/her with the wrench).

3 Collect all your urine in a small jug. Keep it on your desk.

4 Chain yourself to your colleague's chair. Get him/her to bring you food.

5 Leave your computer on when you are not using it. Turn it off when you are.

6 Buy as many back issues of Horse and Hound as you can. Pretend to masturbate while reading them.

7 Fake a heart attack. When your colleague gets the paramedics to come, pretend nothing happened.

8 Eat glass.

9 Smoke ballpoint pens.

10 Smile. All the time.
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