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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    That's nothing. I think I've come up with a cunning method of navigating the seas using just wind power. Being an island nation we could be a world leader in this exciting new technology. I think I will call it a 'windship', or a 'bigsheettocatchthewindboat'.
    Bah. It will never work.

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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    That's nothing. I think I've come up with a cunning method of navigating the seas using just wind power. Being an island nation we could be a world leader in this exciting new technology. I think I will call it a 'windship', or a 'bigsheettocatchthewindboat'.
    p.s. I want to keep the technology secret. Is the name too much of a giveaway?

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  • TimberWolf
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    That's nothing. I think I've come up with a cunning method of navigating the seas using just wind power. Being an island nation we could be a world leader in this exciting new technology. I think I will call it a 'windship', or a 'bigsheettocatchthewindboat'.

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
    Where does the coal go?
    They have a team of malnourished orphans packed into the boiler room to shovel it in

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  • zeitghost
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    Where does the coal go?

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  • zeitghost
    started a topic Gad, Sir, makes one proud to be British...

    Gad, Sir, makes one proud to be British...

    We are leading the world in steam powered cars...



    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/7977277.stm

    Ah well, it's better than nothing.
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