Reply to: Stabbity-stab thread

[Jubber]

La La

[BoredBloke]

Stabbing is far too good for them.

I'd use the feet first into a log chipper on slow setting approach for all politicians.
The output would be fairly handy as fertiliser especially since politicians are so full of sh...

I guess it depends how you do it. Stab them a bit so it doesn't kill them and just keep them in a constant state of pain. For me it would have to be

Brown
Blears - to see if she has alien green blood
Blair
Mandleson - with a wooden stake obviously
The Prawn woman
Hewitt although she has gone a bit quiet of late. She looks like she is trying to swallow something rotten each times she speaks - Perhaps if Gordy is snot gobblin she is something else gobblin
Harperson many many times - infact I'd get my wife to stab her on equality grounds
Smith - in the head to avoid the stab proof jacket
Hain
That Alexander gimp who is the brother of that other gargoyle who was the leader of the scottish labour party
That gargoyle who was the leader of the scottish labour party who is the brother of that Alexander gimp
Hain and Mandleson again - just in case
Tony McNulty
Ed Balls - once for each time he blinks after first sitting him next to a make-u-blink-o-matic
Hain and Mandleson again
Ed Balls again and his wife - because it's the proper thing to do
Brown
Brown
Brown
and Brown
Hain and Mandleson again
Blears again for a laugh
Brown a few more times
then blair and his post box gobbed wife until I got bored or my stabbing arm fell off.

[TykeMerc]

Stabbing is far too good for them.

I'd use the feet first into a log chipper on slow setting approach for all politicians.
The output would be fairly handy as fertiliser especially since politicians are so full of sh...

[Bagpuss]

Enjoy Gordon Brown while he lasts. I held him off as long as I could.

The sun hasn't shone since you left, please come back!

[gingerjedi]

Keith Vaz would be quite apt...

He wanted to ban violent video games.

[Torran]

you can **** off an all.

[tonyblair]

Enjoy Gordon Brown while he lasts. I held him off as long as I could.

[Bagpuss]

Mandelson.

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/politi...-200902191590/

You want to chocolate stab him!

[DimPrawn]

Mandelson.

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/politi...-200902191590/

[Bagpuss]

Terry Pratchett does a good line in insulting metaphors.

"...He was called Mayonnaise because he was thick, rich and oily, and smells faintly of eggs..."

I imagine delivering an insult with a speech impedement is pretty hard. The person on the recieving end would probably laugh or look puzzled.
perhaps that's why he became an author.

[TimberWolf]

Who needs it?

The one whose name should not be spoken.

[DaveB]

Terry Pratchett does a good line in insulting metaphors.

"...He was called Mayonnaise because he was thick, rich and oily, and smells faintly of eggs..."

[Bagpuss]

That bird who does the loreal age regenify ads

"Makes me look Yon-grrr"

Yeah but your voice still irritates the sheet out of me!

[Sysman]

*In particular, Peter Hain, the oleagenous twat.

oleagenous

Definition of Oleagenous

O`le*ag`i*nous (?), a. [L. oleaginus, oleagineus, belonging to the olive, fr. olea olive: cf. F. oléagineux. See Olive, Oil.] Having the nature or qualities of oil; oily; unctuous.

- Webster's Unabridged Dictionary (1913)

OLEAGINOUS, adj. Oily, smooth, sleek.
Disraeli once described the manner of Bishop Wilberforce as "unctuous, oleaginous, saponaceous." And the good prelate was ever afterward known as Soapy Sam. For every man there is something in the vocabulary that would stick to him like a second skin. His enemies have only to find it.

- 1811 Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue

[cailin maith]

Stab em all, save Frank Field, Ken Klarke, David Davis, Vince Cable.

And let them 4 run the gubbernment!

Clarke...

I'm with you on that one... I'd save him too!