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wc2 replied

1 October 2005, 15:10
What did this pair say to the police when they were found ?
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wc2 replied

1 October 2005, 15:06
You could always tell them you are waiting to be banged up
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MarillionFan replied

1 October 2005, 09:23
Excuse Number 509

If found by police loitering around public toilets, tell them you are waiting for some cock.

ATW - 23
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xoggoth started a topic Excuse number 243

1 October 2005, 08:45
Excuse number 243

Reading Owlhoot's comments in the light relief UGC thread reminded me of this one. It was in the DT last week.

If reported by police for loitering in public toilets, tell them you are a paruretic and were simply waiting for the place to be empty before you could go.

http://www.beachpsych.com/pages/cc68.html
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