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Previously on "Devastating news"
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It gets a bit cramped in that yellow submarine
Today Thomas was a busy little engine.
"Hello Thomas" said Gordon
"No time to speak you dullard, peace and love" said Thomas
As he pulled in at the station the Fat Controller was having a cup of tea and a scone.
"Thomas we have a very important job for you" said the Fat Controller
"Oh FFS" said Thomas
"I'm a very busy engine, you think I can just puff up and down this track all day saying hello to all the other moronic engines when I have serious work to do? Peace and Love" said ThomasLast edited by Bagpuss; 15 October 2008, 09:30.
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Those Thomas The Tank Engine stories don't narrate themselves you know.
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Maybe the trolls could try it on the board.
"Not very bright are you? Peace and Love, Peace and Love" might stop a few cyber battles.
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Must try that on my client."I'm warning you with peace and love I have too much to do," the 68-year-old drummer said.
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To be fair to Ringo, isn't he the one who had at least attempted to personally reply to every piece of fan mail he received? That is a fairly awesome undertaking and considering how long ago it is that the Beatles actually split up you can not really blame him.
Considering his faux pas earlier this year about not missing the pool he may wish to gat better PR advice.
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Could it be because of the episode of the Simpsons where he said "I'll sign anything me"
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Devastating news
Just when you though things couldn't get any worse!
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