It's the little things that brighten the day

[Tingles]

Theft.... are these all confessions?

[Jog On]

This has happened twice to me with crisps.

I do like crisps

[BoredBloke]

At the gym I paid for a bottle of water and the machine dropped all of its bottles of water. It's a shame that they don't fill the machines with beer.

[DaveB]

How many times did you kick the vending machine?

No kicking required, whoever filled it didnt do it right and it ended up with two bars in one slot

<frankie howerd>
"Ooer missus!"
</frankie howerd>

[EternalOptimist]

its got to be runcible

[FiveTimes]

flange is one of my favs

[monkeyboy]

moist is one of my favourites..

[~Craig~]

sheath

I love that word

[thunderlizard]

But no little cardboard sheath these days!

[BrilloPad]

Like getting two Bounty bars out of the vending machine for the price of one

How many times did you kick the vending machine?

[RichardCranium]

God I love Bounty bars ! A few hours into a fitness campaign and I'm slavering !!!!

But only the plain chocolate ones for me.

If you like Bounty bars ...

Make up a decent hot chocolate and pour in a good slug of Malibu.

It's like liquid Bounty bars...

(... and it loosens knicker elastic.)

[rootsnall]

Like getting two Bounty bars out of the vending machine for the price of one

God I love Bounty bars ! A few hours into a fitness campaign and I'm slavering !!!!

[DaveB]

Like getting two Bounty bars out of the vending machine for the price of one