Is it normal

[The Lone Gunman]

visual joke

whats this. (gunman squats in almost seated position and moves arse in horizontal circular motion)?










Mr Whippy having a S H I T.

[Lucifer Box]

Nah, doesn't appeal to my romantic notions. I would have to change my name to Joe, wear a white t-shirt and live in Balham with a woman called Pat. Although Pat would provide me with plaice and chips each evening before settling down to watch Wheel of Fortune, she would be having a secret affair with Tim, a self-employed paper hanger.
In our bedroom we would have brown suitcases filled with old blonde wigs, crammed between the wardrobe and the ceiling.

Yes, but think of the kudos of being known as Mr Whippy.

[Pepe's Spicy Sausage]

Looks like my new life has already started....

[Bagpuss]

Apparently for some reason they are more insterested in sausage without a bun. Must be the atkins diet!

[WageSlave]

Try an ice cream van franchise, Slave. One of the few occupations where your clients are always pleased to see you.

Nah, doesn't appeal to my romantic notions. I would have to change my name to Joe, wear a white t-shirt and live in Balham with a woman called Pat. Although Pat would provide me with plaice and chips each evening before settling down to watch Wheel of Fortune, she would be having a secret affair with Tim, a self-employed paper hanger.
In our bedroom we would have brown suitcases filled with old blonde wigs, crammed between the wardrobe and the ceiling.

[shaunbhoy]

Hot Dog and Mayo is more commonplace allegedly!

[WageSlave]

Do they get many tourists in need of a hot dog and ketchup in Clapham?

[Lucifer Box]

It's Wednesday...half way through the week...already lost the will to live...

Am seriously considering jacking it all in to start a new life as a hot dog vendor in Hyde Park called Pepe. Stall will be called, 'Pepe's Spicy Sausage Stall'.

Try an ice cream van franchise, Slave. One of the few occupations where your clients are always pleased to see you.

Lucifer in "99 with sprinkles and raspberry sauce" mode.

[Bagpuss]

'Pepe's Spicy Sausage'

No, best to try Clapham common

[WageSlave]

It's Wednesday...half way through the week...already lost the will to live...

Am seriously considering jacking it all in to start a new life as a hot dog vendor in Hyde Park called Pepe. Stall will be called, 'Pepe's Spicy Sausage Stall'.

[threaded]

Only at end of contract.

One can gain brief respite by writing imaginative things on the time-sheets.

[WageSlave]

Does it pass?

[Bagpuss]

It's obligatory

[WageSlave]

....to lose the will to live while on a client site?