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Previously on "Marmite - Love it or Hate it?"
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When I was 2 I used to eat it by the teaspoon. My mother tried to stop me as too expensive. Luckily her friend talked some sense into her.
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I've just enjoyed a marmite and paprika-flavoured-crisps sandwich. Luvverly.
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Originally posted by Denny View PostIn that case, you'll know I've ran out of M'mite when you see me crawling about on my hands and knees, head down licking the roads.
Two tablespoon's of cinnamon,
and two or three egg whites.
A half a stick of butter?. Melted?
stick it all in a bowl baby.
Stir it with a wooden spoon.
Mix in a cup of flour,
you'll be in heaven soon.
Say everybody have you seen my balls
they're big and salty and brown.
If you ever need a quick pick me up
just stick my balls in your mouth.
Oooo suck on my chocolate salted balls
stick em in your mouth, and suck em!
Suck on my chocolate salted balls,
they're packed full of vitamins, and good for you.
So suck on my balls.
Quarter cup of unsweeten chocolate,
and a half a cup of brandy.
You throw in a bag or two of sugar
and just a pinch of vanilla.
Grease up the cookie sheet.
Cause I hate when my balls stick.
Then preheat the oven to three fifty
and give that spoon a lick?
Say everybody have you seen my balls
they're big and salty and brown.
If you ever need a quick pick me up
just stick my balls in your mouth.
Suck on my chocolate salted balls.
Put em in your mouth, and suck em!
Suck on my chocolate salted balls,
there packed full of goodness, high on fiber.
Suck on my balls.
[sniff, sniff, sniff]Last edited by Churchill; 17 February 2008, 10:03.
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I hate Marmite.
Why would anyone want to eat what everyone thinks tarmac tastes like?
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Originally posted by Denny View PostLooks like your Avitar hates Marmite too.
Yeah, think I need a new one.
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Originally posted by Denny View PostCheck out the website. It's a lot of fun and features a jar angel with halo and wings for those who love it, and jar devil with horns and forked tail for those who hate it.
http://www.marmite.co.uk
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Originally posted by oracleslave View PostAwful stuff.
http://www.marmite.co.uk
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Originally posted by Denny View PostI must say that I have never been that experimental with Marmite by adding banana or or anything else on top. To me it would ruin the taste and enjoyment. Like coffee drinks, I like my food simple and straightforward.
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Originally posted by EqualOpportunities View PostButtered white toast spread with Marmite, topped with mashed banana - heavenly...
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Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostI love it, but I'd use it more if it didn't have such an exorbitant salt content.
Someone mentioned taxing junk food, and marmite would be included in that on account of the salt.
If you cut those out those other foods I've mentioned, or cut them down considerably, then Marmite, I suggest, is a great addition to the diet because of the Vitamin B content.
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