Ladies - get one of these between your legs and feel the burn!

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TheFaQQer replied

18 October 2007, 12:05
Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post

Those aren't pilows!!!

Oh...that was Planes Trains and Automobiles wasn't it

I think the joyride looks brilliant!! It's bound to be "very jouyous" for a woman I'd have thought Does it vibrate? or just...ahem...buck you? (I got too embarassed looking at the web page I had to close it down)

I may actually ask Santa forone for Xmas!

Doesn't say it vibrates. The one from Ann Summers does all sorts of things though. But I think that one's inflatable, so maybe not suitable...
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SallyAnne replied

18 October 2007, 12:04
Originally posted by miffy View Post

That has just reminded me of the film "Uncle Buck"....

"I'm gonna shove my load into you"

Those aren't pilows!!!

Oh...that was Planes Trains and Automobiles wasn't it

I think the joyride looks brilliant!! It's bound to be "very jouyous" for a woman I'd have thought Does it vibrate? or just...ahem...buck you? (I got too embarassed looking at the web page I had to close it down)

I may actually ask Santa forone for Xmas!
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TheFaQQer replied

18 October 2007, 08:34
Originally posted by monkeyboy View Post

Zeity might have seen this.

On Y**P*** there was a similar device but with no power.

It is a mechanical seat that lets a the woman (or man if thats his thing) rock backwards and forwards and through a clever use of levers gets pleasured.

The seat is interchangable for size and shape......

Would find the relavent web but defo NSFW

Ann Summers sell something similar.

Apparently
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miffy replied

18 October 2007, 08:07
Originally posted by zeitghost

Makes a change from riding the washing machine, I suppose...

That has just reminded me of the film "Uncle Buck"....

"I'm gonna shove my load into you"
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miffy replied

18 October 2007, 08:06
Originally posted by darmstadt View Post

This...

I like it!
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monkeyboy replied

18 October 2007, 07:49
Zeity might have seen this.

On Y**P*** there was a similar device but with no power.

It is a mechanical seat that lets a the woman (or man if thats his thing) rock backwards and forwards and through a clever use of levers gets pleasured.

The seat is interchangable for size and shape......

Would find the relavent web but defo NSFW
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darmstadt replied

18 October 2007, 07:45
Originally posted by Alf W View Post

OK, here's the challenge. Who can find a site trying to peddle a more ridiculous device than this?

This...
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daviejones replied

18 October 2007, 07:31
The possibilities are endless...
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Cooperinliverp00l replied

18 October 2007, 07:22
Wonder if it makes horse like noises.

What happens if you strap one to an actual horse would you be doing double the excersise ??
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daviejones replied

18 October 2007, 07:12
Or ladies...you can have me instead, I am a great ride and cheaper than a horse...
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Alf W replied

17 October 2007, 22:06
Have you watched the video? That's right up there with that Eric Prydz 'Call on me' video in my opinion.

I'd dispute the claim that horse riding is one of the best exercises there is. Surely it's the horse that's doing most of the work?

Only £399 as well. Bargain!

OK, here's the challenge. Who can find a site trying to peddle a more ridiculous device than this?
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cailin maith replied

17 October 2007, 21:41
Crikey- I'd hope you wouldnt need the crash helmet (whatever it's called!!) in your own living room!!

Mental!
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Clippy replied

17 October 2007, 21:16
Originally posted by miffy View Post

Who buys these things?

Usually Americans.
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miffy replied

17 October 2007, 20:01
"Even my mum got rid of her tummy doing nothing else but 15 minutes a day on the iJoyRide for just four weeks."... crikey, so she didn't go to iceland or even pop out to cash that giro?

If the neighbours saw you through the window, they'd think you were riding your dog prince.

Who buys these things?
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TheFaQQer replied

17 October 2007, 17:33
If you haven't got a horse between your legs, then there's always an artificial substitute that a woman can use.
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