Reply to: Bishop says pro-gay laws to blame for the floods

[Old Greg]

WOW...CUK and reasonable debate should not be used in the same sentence....

Yep - it's a shock to discover that there are bigger nutters out there.

[Let-Me-In]

The odd thing about it is that spending time here has made CUK seem like a haven of reasonable debate!

WOW...CUK and reasonable debate should not be used in the same sentence....

[Burdock]

What did I miss?

Just got back from giving the creationists some stick. locked their site to all non members now.
I didn't even take the P1ss. just used logical argument and scientific fact.
Some people are very intolerant.

where is this site?!?

[Orangutan]

I'll stand up and be counted as a Christian, but these Hypocritical nutters in senior positions really us a bad name.

[Troll]

Zimbabwe’s top cleric urges Britain to invade

ZIMBABWE’S leading cleric has called on Britain to invade the country and topple President Robert Mugabe. Pius Ncube, the Archbishop of Bulawayo, warned that millions were facing death from famine, unable to survive amid inflation believed to have soared to 15,000%.

Mugabe, 83, had proved intransigent despite the “massive risk to life”, said Ncube, the head of Zimbabwe’s 1m Catholics. “I think it is justified for Britain to raid Zimbabwe and remove Mugabe,” he said. “We should do it ourselves but there’s too much fear. I’m ready to lead the people, guns blazing, but the people are not ready.”


“People in our mission hospitals are dying of malnutrition. We had the best education in Africa and now our schools are closing. Most people are earning less than their bus fares. There’s no water or power. Is the world just going to let everything collapse in on us?”

These Bishops do seem to be extending their remit

[The AntiChrist]

God is angry with the evangelists for presuming to know Him, when all they really know is the storyline to a book of fairytales.

[vetran]

Trust me it was Irony, Doctor Who seems to be going further down the pan than ever 'Here come the Drums' FFS.

Just in case :

Blackadder: Baldrick, have you no idea what irony is?
Baldrick: Yes, it's like goldy and bronzy only it's made out of iron.

[Diver]

Well it worked for the Doctor.

Maybe if they pray hard enough they can get you a Tardis.

Vetran, You really need to get out more

[vetran]

Well it worked for the Doctor.

Maybe if they pray hard enough they can get you a Tardis.

[Old Greg]

I've been on my hands and knees for an hour, praying that I can find the bits that fell out when I took the damned thing apart.
That hasn't worked.

Oops! wifey just shoted dinners ready. Later

But if you go on their board, everyone will pray for you, and the power of prayer will defeat Satan trying to frustrate you from attaining your divinely ordained power/data lead.

[Diver]

They do have a prayer section, so they might pray for one for you.

I've been on my hands and knees for an hour, praying that I can find the bits that fell out when I took the damned thing apart.
That hasn't worked.

Oops! wifey just shoted dinners ready. Later

[Old Greg]

They have a Tech section!

Wonder if they know where I can pick up an internal TFT screen power/data lead for my Samsung V25 Notebook?
Bl00dy multipin connector on the end of the lead has broken off.
Too fine to resolder so need to replace the lead.

Maybe the lord will provide?

Doubt it very much, I'm a sinner!

They do have a prayer section, so they might pray for one for you.

[Diver]

I wanted to go onto their technical section and suggest that my PC may be under demonic control (pop-ups for sex-lines, tried every type of anti-malware etc.), but I think they busted me first.

They have a Tech section!

Wonder if they know where I can pick up an internal TFT screen power/data lead for my Samsung V25 Notebook?
Bl00dy multipin connector on the end of the lead has broken off.
Too fine to resolder so need to replace the lead.

Maybe the lord will provide?

Doubt it very much, I'm a sinner!

[Old Greg]

Haven't played that card yet. must try

I wanted to go onto their technical section and suggest that my PC may be under demonic control (pop-ups for sex-lines, tried every type of anti-malware etc.), but I think they busted me first.

The odd thing about it is that spending time here has made CUK seem like a haven of reasonable debate!

[Diver]

I pretend to be a liberal Christian and suggest they are hate-filled warmongers. Great fun!

Haven't played that card yet. must try