Reply to: Boris Off Work Again

[DoctorStrangelove]

Eton,
Oxford,
Investment Bank,
Safe Seat.

He'll do just fine.

Doomed etc.

Apparently his father was close to meeting the Grim Reaper.

My sense of disappointment at the apparent postponement of the meeting is palpable.

[DaveB]

With the genes from that blonde bozo the kid's fecked before he starts.

Eton,
Oxford,
Investment Bank,
Safe Seat.

He'll do just fine.

[DoctorStrangelove]

Johnson and Symonds name baby son Wilfred Lawrie Nicholas - BBC News

Wilfred. The kid doesn't stand a chance.

With the genes from that blonde bozo the kid's fecked before he starts.

[jamesbrown]

Did he really just name his kid Willy Johnson?

[ladymuck]

Poor wee fella

Johnson and Symonds name baby son Wilfred Lawrie Nicholas - BBC News

Wilfred. The kid doesn't stand a chance.

[sasguru]

Better to have robust Viking genes like me! Haven't seen a doctor for over forty years

Probably riddled with unknown underlying conditions then

[OwlHoot]

Went for a run on the w/e. Superior upper class genes you see.

Upper class genes? That's you fecked then

2020-04-05 The Marquess of Bath obituary

Better to have robust Viking genes like me! Haven't seen a doctor for over forty years

Seriously, I just noticed the date of that obituary, a whole month back. Where did April go?

[sasguru]

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If this CV lurgie is anything like Spanish Flu, it can catch people on the rebound and they may have a heart attack if they aren't fully recovered.

Went for a run on the w/e. Superior upper class genes you see.

[Shackattack]

If a man living in a council house had a string of illegitimate kids, had an affair while his wife was receiving cancer treatment and got a woman 23 years his junior pregnant, absolutely no one would pretend this was a heartwarming story. It would still be on the front page of the Daily Mail though, just under a different headline.

eeeyyy why can't ye just be appy fer im, I didn't like Boris at first because he's failed at just about everything, but now the papers have started to use WW2 rhetoric it's woken in me some long dead history porn and drawn parallels with a tedious fcking war ar grandparent fert fer. Even though there only real purpose is to ensure they do exactly what there Tory donors of which there are many tell them to do.

[OwlHoot]

Boris Johnson and Carrie Symonds announce birth of son - BBC News

Two days back from the sick, and he’s off on paternity leave! What a chancer

In all seriousness though, Boris the Bounder is bonkers returning to work so soon.

If this CV lurgie is anything like Spanish Flu, it can catch people on the rebound and they may have a heart attack if they aren't fully recovered.

[DaveB]

When all this is over, I wonder if anyone will calculate whether his bedroom and handshaking antics combined have resulted in a net positive or a net negative change to the UK population.

If a man living in a council house had a string of illegitimate kids, had an affair while his wife was receiving cancer treatment and got a woman 23 years his junior pregnant, absolutely no one would pretend this was a heartwarming story. It would still be on the front page of the Daily Mail though, just under a different headline.

[Paralytic]

How do you know he has six?

Even he doesn't know..

When all this is over, I wonder if anyone will calculate whether his bedroom and handshaking antics combined have resulted in a net positive or a net negative change to the UK population.

[SueEllen]

Leave the poor guy alone, he's just had a baby with a woman he was cheating on whilst his wife was recovering from cancer.

All of his other six shoulder by different mothers including the one he tried to deny are really happy with the new arrival.

He'll probably need to take 6 weeks full pay not including bank holidays of work now.

Congratulation Boris.

How do you know he has six?

Even he doesn't know..

[Shackattack]

Leave the poor guys alone

Leave the poor guy alone, he's just had a baby with a woman he was cheating on whilst his wife was recovering from cancer.

All of his other six shoulder by different mothers including the one he tried to deny are really happy with the new arrival.

He'll probably need to take 6 weeks full pay not including bank holidays of work now.

Congratulation Boris.

[Old Greg]

THere are no contractors in NK. You are assigned a job.

Like PC?