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  • Ardesco
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Where's my ounce of baccy, you ingrate... I'm cutting you right out of my will...
    In your pipe of course, where else would it be.....

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  • Lucy
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn
    I thought my car had heated seats until I realised...
    You'd been eating curry ?

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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Like my big Bloo volvo.

    I thought I'd wet myself until I realised...
    I thought my car had heated seats until I realised...

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  • Lucy
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Like my big Bloo volvo.

    I thought I'd wet myself until I realised...
    It is a really odd sensation.

    Next time I see a giant alien lizard in a bloo volvo, I'll wave !

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  • AtW Super poster
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    Originally posted by tim123
    do people really buy things to keep their car seats warm and toasty?
    In Siberia it drops to around minus 30 C. We normally knit car seat cover with old left over wool. We were lucky and had a paraffin stove inside our Lada.
    The poorer people uses winter straw burnt in a tin box.

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  • Ardesco
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Like my big Bloo volvo.

    I thought I'd wet myself until I realised...
    Hmm....

    Live in wales

    Drive a ig Bloo Volvo

    Old

    You are my Grandad and I claim my crisply minted £5 note

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  • stackpole
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    Originally posted by AtW Super poster
    My sister has setup business knitting matryoshka dolls. How do I calculate how much wool is needed? The smallest doll is two stitches. If she makes a set of twelve, how many stitches will be in the twelfth doll?
    Are you related to AtW?

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  • Lucy
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    Originally posted by tim123
    do people really buy things to keep their car seats warm and toasty?
    Cars with heated seats.

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  • tim123
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    Originally posted by AtW Super poster
    Yes, she is doing very well. She also does hand knitted made to measure car seat covers. They are very warm in winter.
    do people really buy things to keep their car seats warm and toasty?

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn
    She could knit Threaded a pair of underpants then?
    Well, maybe a sock...

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  • DimPrawn
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    She could knit Threaded a pair of underpants then?

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  • AtW Super poster
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    Originally posted by Ardesco
    Didn't she use her own picture on her knitting site (or rather didn't AtW use it on the site he made for her?

    Can't remember the link, i'm sure somebody who can be bothered will hunt it down....
    Yes, she is doing very well. She also does hand knitted made to measure car seat covers. They are very warm in winter.

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  • Ardesco
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    Didn't she use her own picture on her knitting site (or rather didn't AtW use it on the site he made for her?

    Can't remember the link, i'm sure somebody who can be bothered will hunt it down....

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  • premiere
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    Originally posted by AtW Super poster
    My sister has setup business knitting matryoshka dolls. How do I calculate how much wool is needed? The smallest doll is two stitches. If she makes a set of twelve, how many stitches will be in the twelfth doll?
    depends on how many she drops

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  • tim123
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    why do you need to calculate this.

    Why can't she just do it and see?

    tim

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