Reply to: As mad as a box of frogs.

[mudskipper]

Dreadfully sad.

[LondonManc]

A mohel arrives to perform a circumcision, the father is impressed by his small bag for the instruments.


He asked where he got it from.

The Mohel said he had made it himself and it was the only bag he had and he had just taken it on holiday.

The father said "are you serious?"

The Mohel replied "yes I made it from tips so if you rub gently then it becomes a suitcase."

Probably the only job in the world where you get the sack if you sneeze while working.

[clearedforlanding]

and there have been loads of cases of babies catching herpes from this practice.

Well there are worse ways for babies to catch it I suppose.

[vetran]

FTFY



I strongly suspect you will be seeing male cardiologists in future

nope I saw her again. mmmm

she was pretty gorgeous as well.

[MrMarkyMark]

FTFY

that nice cardiologist who was going to put me on the treadmill but thought she had to test my BP first, she decided to put the strap for the BP monitor on me herself by leaning over to my left side. She, pretended she couldn't understand why my BP was too high for the test. a pair of DDs in the face should have been a clue.

I strongly suspect you will be seeing male cardiologists in future

[vetran]

Depends on the doc, eh?

that nice cardiologist who was going to put me on the treadmill but thought she had to test my BP first, she decided to put the strap for the BP monitor on me herself by leaning over to my left side. She couldn't understand why my BP was too high for the test. a pair of DDs in the face should have been a clue.

[seanraaron]

Surely only if you are habouring a fantasy of being fellated by a Doctor?

Depends on the doc, eh?

[vetran]

Old gag.

A mohel arrives to perform a circumcision, the father is impressed by his small bag for the instruments.


He asked where he got it from.

The Mohel said he had made it himself and it was the only bag he had and he had just taken it on holiday.

The father said "are you serious?"

The Mohel replied "yes I made it from tips so if you rub gently then it becomes a suitcase."

[OwlHoot]

A Mohel performing a Metzitzah B'Peh circumcision, is kind enough to put his mouth around the baby's penis post circumcision.

and there have been loads of cases of babies catching herpes from this practice.

[NigelJK]

range in major cities like New York seems to be between $600 and $800, plus tips

Old gag.

[MrMarkyMark]

seems its fairly well paid

I should bloody think so

[vetran]

I think just reigning in the impulse to use them as a go-to first option for foreign policy would help...Obama's been doing pretty good about that, but if the Republican contenders are to be believed they'd have already invaded Iran and Syria by now...

It will get so much better when the Don & Sarah show gets on the road

[vetran]

seems its fairly well paid

Questions to Ask a Mohel – Kveller

range in major cities like New York seems to be between $600 and $800

[seanraaron]

It's actually very rare because it's really unsanitary (among other things).

[MrMarkyMark]

A Mohel performing a Metzitzah B'Peh circumcision, is kind enough to put his mouth around the baby's penis post circumcision.

That kind of bedside manner could really be learned by the NHS.

Surely only if you are habouring a fantasy of being fellated by a Doctor?