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  • unixman
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    Two most offensive words for a woman are:


    Cubic zirconia

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  • xoggoth
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    What? Nobody mentioned the rude hedgehogs yet?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thFjTo6r4gg

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  • Bacchus
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    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    Where are Beef curtains?
    You often find them in a badly packed kebab.

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  • darmstadt
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    Originally posted by original PM View Post
    Glad I asked...




    Again I am the dunce..

    Tropical????

    :-SS
    He's got to pay for a holiday:

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  • darmstadt
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    I cannot believe you said that.. repeated that word. What are you ? an animal ?

    The word ‘tr*pical’ is an extremely problematic term, especially when applied to food like 'tr*pical smoothie’ or 'tr*pical fruit’. This is because it is entirely rooted in colonialism and orientalism and keeps making PoC who live around the Tr*pics into the Other.

    Yesterday I saw the school dining hall was serving 'tr*pical fruit pie’ as its dessert. I was so tr*ggered upon seeing it I had to leave the dining hall and didn’t return for the whole day. It IS racist. It IS orientalist. Stop designating things as 'tr*pical’ because your mind is colonized. You will NEVER have to know what it’s like having your entire mind and body colonized by white people so stop forcing terms on others. DECOLONIZE AND CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE.
    Makes me wonder what you're doing in a school dining hall, are you a dinner lady? If I recall many of them do tend to look like Les Dawson

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by original PM View Post
    Glad I asked...




    Again I am the dunce..

    Tropical????

    :-SS
    I cannot believe you said that.. repeated that word. What are you ? an animal ?

    The word ‘tr*pical’ is an extremely problematic term, especially when applied to food like 'tr*pical smoothie’ or 'tr*pical fruit’. This is because it is entirely rooted in colonialism and orientalism and keeps making PoC who live around the Tr*pics into the Other.

    Yesterday I saw the school dining hall was serving 'tr*pical fruit pie’ as its dessert. I was so tr*ggered upon seeing it I had to leave the dining hall and didn’t return for the whole day. It IS racist. It IS orientalist. Stop designating things as 'tr*pical’ because your mind is colonized. You will NEVER have to know what it’s like having your entire mind and body colonized by white people so stop forcing terms on others. DECOLONIZE AND CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE.

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  • MicrosoftBob
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    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    Where are Beef curtains?
    Next to the fish isle ?

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Where are Beef curtains?

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Where are Beef curtains?

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  • original PM
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    Originally posted by GlenW View Post
    It is only offensive to women who don't wash their private's as much as they should, hygienically challenged men have the same problem with the term cheese.
    Glad I asked...


    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    In my experience the most offensive words for a female are


    1.Frothing

    2.Flange

    3.Nipple-Grease

    4.Saddlebag Flaps

    5.Tropical
    Again I am the dunce..

    Tropical????

    :-SS

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  • EternalOptimist
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    In my experience the most offensive words for a female are


    1.Frothing

    2.Flange

    3.Nipple-Grease

    4.Saddlebag Flaps

    5.Tropical

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  • GlenW
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    Originally posted by original PM View Post
    why curd?

    I can understand the rest but why curd?

    can anyone enlighten me as to the why it is so offensive?
    It is only offensive to women who don't wash their private's as much as they should, hygienically challenged men have the same problem with the term cheese.

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  • original PM
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    why curd?

    I can understand the rest but why curd?

    can anyone enlighten me as to the why it is so offensive?

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  • MicrosoftBob
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    So next phone to 'er indoors should go something like this

    Are you sitting comfortably ?

    Are you moist ?

    Are you squirting in your panties ?

    How is your chunky curd flap ?

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  • BrilloPad
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    I it was DimPrawn?

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