Reply to: f8cking useless contractors

[kramer]

i don't understand this hoarding thing? Do you mean bits of kit? Shouldn't you have better controls in place?

[Mordac]

Even if it woz it wouldnt make any difference since the f9cker is gone now!

Incidentally, Ive noticed an upswing in capability since the useless so and so contractor has left

Australian, was he?

Even if it woz it wouldnt make any difference since the f9cker is gone now!

Incidentally, Ive noticed an upswing in capability since the useless so and so contractor has left

And yes, I have a vacancy...must be at least at the six sigma master level, 20 years management experience with blue chip companies and managed multi-million pound projects. £14ph.

Expensive at half the price!

Mailman

Sometimes, in certain corporate structures, the able move on to better pastures. Those promoted are often ones who couldnt find a better job and simply had most time with the company.

Is mailman really a manager? He sounds 18yrs old.

[Mailman]

Sacked for hoarding stuff? Tea? Coffee? Sugar?

Wrote a poorly written communication? Was his email as bad as your posting?

Even if it woz it wouldnt make any difference since the f9cker is gone now!

Incidentally, Ive noticed an upswing in capability since the useless so and so contractor has left

And yes, I have a vacancy...must be at least at the six sigma master level, 20 years management experience with blue chip companies and managed multi-million pound projects. £14ph.

Expensive at half the price!

Mailman

Freedom is Power

Some f8cker has been hoarding stuff and not telling anyone, thus putting the delivery of a very important project of mine at risk. Things came to a head today when he sent out a poorly written communication to the business that just made everything else worse.

End result, had the f9ckers contract terminated and marched off the premises.

Ah the power I tell you...the power!

Mailman

Sacked for hoarding stuff? Tea? Coffee? Sugar?

Wrote a poorly written communication? Was his email as bad as your posting?

[Andyw]

Why don't you apply and double your salary, Andyw? Ah sorry - didn't notice it needed some skills.

It's Thursday, get back to your diversity course !

[sasguru]

Code cruncher/tea boy, London, £21ph

Why don't you apply and double your salary, Andyw? Ah sorry - didn't notice it needed some skills.

[boredsenseless]

sounds like p*ss poor project management to me. Ah you'll learn from your mistakes Mailman

Have to agree if you were any good as a PM you'd have spotted the issue ages ago before it became an issue to a delivery.

Ah the power ... usually come with a distinct degradation in skills

[Torran]

Some f8cker has been hoarding stuff and not telling anyone, thus putting the delivery of a very important project of mine at risk. Things came to a head today when he sent out a poorly written communication to the business that just made everything else worse.

End result, had the f9ckers contract terminated and marched off the premises.

Ah the power I tell you...the power!

Mailman

sounds like p*ss poor project management to me. Ah you'll learn from your mistakes Mailman

[Andyw]

Code cruncher/tea boy, London, £21ph

[Troll]

Some f8cker has been hoarding stuff and not telling anyone, thus putting the delivery of a very important project of mine at risk. Things came to a head today when he sent out a poorly written communication to the business that just made everything else worse.

End result, had the f9ckers contract terminated and marched off the premises.

Ah the power I tell you...the power!

Mailman

So you now have a vacancy....what's the role/rate/location?

[Andyw]

Some f8cker has been hoarding stuff and not telling anyone, thus putting the delivery of a very important project of mine at risk. Things came to a head today when he sent out a poorly written communication to the business that just made everything else worse.

End result, had the f9ckers contract terminated and marched off the premises.

Ah the power I tell you...the power!

Mailman

Take it you had to beg your manager to get rid of him !

[oraclesmith]

Not Helios is it ? I mean, he's probably got a whole smorgsbord of weaponry in his bedsit.

[AtW]

Mailman have you thought of this possibility: that this this button-down selfish person might just snap, and then stalk from office to office with an Armalite AR-10 carbine gas-powered semi-automatic weapon, pumping round after round into colleagues and co-workers?

[oraclesmith]

He'll be on here tomorrow, mark my words.


"Help. My contract has just been terminated by my useless line manager, who has been trying to get me fired for the last three weeks because I once wore my jeans to work........"