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  • Bunk
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    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    Was that bought over here where your family lives or in the US where you're a VP of a major corporation?
    No, this is the other story, the one where he's a secret agent and saves the world from the evil Russian squirrel-botherer.

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    What can I say, I'm a busy guy with a pocketful of cash to go and spend on a Range Rover Sport.

    Winning.
    Good on you.

    Cars don't do it for me.

    I was very excited to take delivery of my new toilet though.

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  • MarillionFan
    replied
    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    Except when he forgot his wife's birthday

    And when he got caught downloading pron on the company laptop

    And when he touched up a guy on the plane

    And when he went to the wrong airport

    But apart from that...
    What can I say, I'm a busy guy with a pocketful of cash to go and spend on a Range Rover Sport.

    Winning.

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  • GlenW
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    Is MF Suity's sockie, or is Suity MF's sockie?
    It is very confusing.

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  • Pondlife
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    Except when he forgot his wife's birthday

    And when he got caught downloading pron on the company laptop

    And when he touched up a guy on the plane

    And when he went to the wrong airport

    But apart from that...
    MS Please! This is not going to help his self esteem. It's not all his fault you know, it's just some people measure themselves against different standards and so it can be difficult sometimes. Remember, there is an I in fail. And there is a ME in Made Up Bollox.

    Think before you post MS.

    Oh, MF ignore MS. You should see what she says about Suity. Haters gonna hate. You rock!

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  • mudskipper
    replied
    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post

    No need to apologise, You've done nothing wrong.
    Except when he forgot his wife's birthday

    And when he got caught downloading pron on the company laptop

    And when he touched up a guy on the plane

    And when he went to the wrong airport

    But apart from that...

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  • Pondlife
    replied
    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Here obviously.

    I have a driver when in the US.
    Congratulations on both your success and your ability to phone a taxi.

    It's no wonder you're the winner you think you are.

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  • MarillionFan
    replied
    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    Was that bought over here where your family lives or in the US where you're a VP of a major corporation?

    Or is "New Range Rover Sport. The definition of success." just some advertising slogan you read in nuts magazine?

    Here obviously.

    I have a driver when in the US.

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  • eek
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    New Range Rover Sport. The definition of success. Thank you.
    Only person I know with one of those is trading it in for a Jag XF convertible on March 1st.

    She will then trade the Jag in for another Range Rover Sport in September or wait for the F-pace.

    * There is little point competing on the car front when your friend is a senior designer at Jaguar with 2 company car swaps a year... The irony is that this is what his wife drives. He drives a Ford Escort rs...

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  • FatLazyContractor
    replied
    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    New Range Rover Sport. The definition of success. Thank you.
    The new feminine looking one?

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  • DannyF1966
    replied
    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    New Range Rover Sport. The definition of success. Thank you.
    Every tw@ and his dog round here drives a Range Rover Sport, they're as common as muck. The new Jag XJ seems like much more of a status symbol.

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  • Pondlife
    replied
    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    New Range Rover Sport. The definition of success. Thank you.
    Was that bought over here where your family lives or in the US where you're a VP of a major corporation?

    Or is "New Range Rover Sport. The definition of success." just some advertising slogan you read in nuts magazine?

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  • MarillionFan
    replied
    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    That's because your definition of success is defined by you. But kudos on reaching your goals.

    Never forget that you're a winner in life. Really.
    New Range Rover Sport. The definition of success. Thank you.

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  • Pondlife
    replied
    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    I'm sorry I'm so successful.
    That's because your definition of success is defined by you. But kudos on reaching your goals.

    Never forget that you're a winner in life. Really.


    No need to apologise, You've done nothing wrong.
    Last edited by Pondlife; 6 February 2015, 09:56.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    As I've said before Suity and MF are two sides of the same coin. One day it's ME ME ME, look i'm a winner, to which we all have a good laugh and other's it's, well, just awkward for everyone here.

    So you, in your unending adoration for both are both laughable and slightly awkward at the same time.

    HTH
    I'm sorry I'm so successful.

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