Possibly the best use of Twitter I've seen so far.

[d000hg]

I have done some superb dumps I am very proud of - would be nice to share them on facebook/twitter so everyone can enjoy.

I'm absolutely certain groups exist for this. I have no intention of searching and I don't use twitter but suggest you look for tags like #mypoo or something?

[v8gaz]

I have to disagree. Best use of twitter is at @planefood in terminal 5. I can tweet them and my drink will be on the bar on my arrival

[FatLazyContractor]

The last virgin service I was on had a voice asking you not to flush goldfish or your ex-boyfriend's jumper down the toilet. I've no idea if this is part of their standard announcement. It raised a smile, but I guess if you're using the train regularly it would wear a bit thin.

The jumper?

[mudskipper]

The last virgin service I was on had a voice asking you not to flush goldfish or your ex-boyfriend's jumper down the toilet. I've no idea if this is part of their standard announcement. It raised a smile, but I guess if you're using the train regularly it would wear a bit thin.

[FatLazyContractor]

"If you learn anything from this, always take your phone with you to the toilet – you never know."

I have done some superb dumps I am very proud of - would be nice to share them on facebook/twitter so everyone can enjoy.

You sound like a very boring person. Don't you have any games installed on your phone?!

[BrilloPad]

"If you learn anything from this, always take your phone with you to the toilet – you never know."

I have done some superb dumps I am very proud of - would be nice to share them on facebook/twitter so everyone can enjoy.

[FatLazyContractor]

Lad Gets Lucky As He Runs Out Of Toilet Roll On A Train

For dear old Freako, click the ******* link you

Wonder what some 'Hygiene freaks" would do, as they detest the idea of carrying phones into the loo.

[DaveB]

Lad Gets Lucky As He Runs Out Of Toilet Roll On A Train

For dear old Freako, click the ******* link you