I used to read the passwords and pw histories of the birds in a large bank. It's amazing what info you could glean.
I learned that to get them frothing into their undies, I had to metamorphose into Dean, the floor manager
the turd
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Previously on "What women want"
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Originally posted by Pondlife View PostOh, you have a Roger Moore fetish?
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Originally posted by Pondlife View PostPondy raises one eyebrow and tries to hack MPs browsing history.
Actually, I can't do either of those things.
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostIncluding you?
Mrs BP gets aroused when I whisper in her ear the words "shoe shopping"
[That'd work on me though.]
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I think a lot of women [people?] wouldn't admit to what really arouses them.
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Perhaps the probe doesn't actually measure what it purports to.
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Did it take into account the arousal caused by having a medical probe stuck in your wotsit?
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Originally posted by Pondlife View PostI think most women want someone who doesn't base their understanding of women on daily mail click-bait.
But I could be wrong. It's happened before.
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Originally posted by VectraMan View PostI thought Silence of the Lambs was a RomCom.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCSZfmbFJyQ
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Originally posted by vetran View Postso ?
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I think most women want someone who doesn't base their understanding of women on daily mail click-bait.
But I could be wrong. It's happened before.
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