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Previously on "What women want"

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  • EternalOptimist
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    I used to read the passwords and pw histories of the birds in a large bank. It's amazing what info you could glean.
    I learned that to get them frothing into their undies, I had to metamorphose into Dean, the floor manager

    the turd

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    Oh, you have a Roger Moore fetish?
    Darn it - you figured out how to access my browse history.

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  • Pondlife
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    I'd be deeply impressed if you could raise one eyebrow.
    Oh, you have a Roger Moore fetish?

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    Pondy raises one eyebrow and tries to hack MPs browsing history.



    Actually, I can't do either of those things.
    I'd be deeply impressed if you could raise one eyebrow.

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  • Pondlife
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    I think a lot of women [people?] wouldn't admit to what really arouses them.
    Pondy raises one eyebrow and tries to hack MPs browsing history.



    Actually, I can't do either of those things.

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Including you?

    Mrs BP gets aroused when I whisper in her ear the words "shoe shopping"
    Nah. I'm horribly open. So to speak.

    [That'd work on me though.]

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    I think a lot of women [people?] wouldn't admit to what really arouses them.
    Including you?

    Mrs BP gets aroused when I whisper in her ear the words "shoe shopping"

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  • MaryPoppins
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    I think a lot of women [people?] wouldn't admit to what really arouses them.

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  • NotAllThere
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    Perhaps the probe doesn't actually measure what it purports to.

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  • d000hg
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    Did it take into account the arousal caused by having a medical probe stuck in your wotsit?

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    I think most women want someone who doesn't base their understanding of women on daily mail click-bait.

    But I could be wrong. It's happened before.
    I found it sort of interesting that her perception was different to her physical reaction.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by VectraMan View Post
    I thought Silence of the Lambs was a RomCom.
    I wonder what the glass tampon would have made of this?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCSZfmbFJyQ

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  • VectraMan
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    I thought Silence of the Lambs was a RomCom.

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    so ?
    Hope this answers. Some need a Champagne bottle to test the pulses

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  • Pondlife
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    I think most women want someone who doesn't base their understanding of women on daily mail click-bait.

    But I could be wrong. It's happened before.

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