Reply to: I need a SAS specialist (URGENT)

[white-anglo-reactionary]

This bloke can walk the walk, and might be interested....

http://www.rosskemp.co.uk

[NewbieContractor]

Very kind of you sir!

NewbieContractor, I guess I deserved that venomous onslaught... the virtual sackcloth and ashes...

I feel the presence of the beer demons disturbingly close after an afternoon of sunning it in my "office" so I will keep this my last post until sober again tomorrow.

Yup

I was visited by the beer demons last night, following a "just popping out for a quick one" to the missus... i didnt however go posting!
I am now being visited by the hangover demons

[hyperD]

edited because hyperd edited his

Very kind of you sir!

NewbieContractor, I guess I deserved that venomous onslaught... the virtual sackcloth and ashes...

I feel the presence of the beer demons disturbingly close after an afternoon of sunning it in my "office" so I will keep this my last post until sober again tomorrow.

[wc2]

Get a great "High Profile Company" on your CV is code for

Feck I'm under pressure to fill this crappy position

Bit like an old night time TV Show (The Word) "Hi, I'm an agent, I'll do anything to fill this role"

[DimPrawn]

That agent is obviously Syed fresh from being fired on the apprentice.

[BoredBloke]

I'd do it if I could get SAS on my CV and if they stuped up some expenses - but then it wouldn't have been 400 euros per day

[Mordac]

The rate was 300-400 Euros a day, and it was in Brussels. Major piss-take if you ask me, hence all the abuse!!

[BoredBloke]

What was the rate. I'm sat at home and would like to add sas to my CV. I have the learning edition and have been through the basic tutorial which shows you how to construct queries in a very access type way. Not done any of the macro stuff yet though - I'm going to try to get a book on that.

Have got tons of Excel VBA though!

[NewbieContractor]

Edited because the wine demons had got to me last night.

Why oh why oh why do I keep doing this?!?!?!

Feck's sake, and on the business forum as well... oh the humiliation...

Yup, back to reality driving to work in your nissan sunny in a dead end 5 figure salary job at the lower end. Looking forward to going home to your council estate studio flat to eat your pot noodle and wait for the the wife 'shazney-louise' to come and pick up your kids with her new boyfriend fredrico... and leave you sitting on the cold kitchen lino w*nking while eating a packet of cheesey wotsits and drinking cheap screw top wine...

bye

[EternalOptimist]

edited because hyperd edited his

[hyperD]

Edited because the wine demons had got to me last night.

Why oh why oh why do I keep doing this?!?!?!

Feck's sake, and on the business forum as well... oh the humiliation...

[sasguru]

I'm at home, beig paid for this and my girlfriend is fiddling with my willie for me

After she got the microscope out to find it, no doubt.

[sasguru]

And not the brightest tool in the box, giving us his name and the company he works for.
What's the name of your company DA?

[The Lone Gunman]

Give him his due, he is not taking you lot lying down.

I thought he was holding his own, much as he thought we were, but he bottled it and pulled his ad. Just like some of this lot, he went off early.
Maybe we shouldnt have done this in this thread, but it was fun.

[DodgyAgent]

And you wonder why most of you are sitting on your arses at home watching Trisha !?

Give him his due, he is not taking you lot lying down.