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Previously on "I have a cunning plan...."

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  • scooterscot
    replied
    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
    It's a new source of renewable energy, thats all I'm saying
    You're not cooking with flatulence are you?

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by KevinS View Post
    You're going to install mini water turbines in the pub urinals??
    Nah, it's already been done. Motorway services stations use them.

    Sensors in the bowl pick up changes in temperature and initiate the flush. The electrics needed are powered by batteries charged from miniature turbines operated by the flow of the water.

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  • lambrini_socialist
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    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
    It's a new source of renewable energy, thats all I'm saying
    already been done mate: http://www.surphzup.com/gpage1.html1.html

    i'm expecting the total collapse of the oil-based economy any day now.

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  • KevinS
    replied
    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
    It's a new source of renewable energy, thats all I'm saying
    You're going to install mini water turbines in the pub urinals??

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  • DaveB
    replied
    It's a new source of renewable energy, thats all I'm saying

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  • BA to the Stars
    replied
    Originally posted by Advocate View Post
    So either you're training to be the new "mr methane" or...
    We have all got wind of your plan now

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  • beaker
    replied
    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Is it a new beer?
    Mr Methane?

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  • BrilloPad
    replied
    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
    For a Plan B.

    Feasability tests began this weekend and things are brewing
    Is it a new beer?

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  • RichardCranium
    replied
    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
    For a Plan B.

    Feasability tests began this weekend and things are brewing
    Too late. I've registered the domain name.

    Now watcha gonna do?

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  • Advocate
    replied
    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
    For a Plan B.

    Feasability tests began this weekend and things are brewing
    So either you're training to be the new "mr methane" or...

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  • oracleslave
    replied
    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
    For a Plan B.

    Feasability tests began this weekend and things are brewing
    That's given the game away. Now we'll all be doing it

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  • DaveB
    started a topic I have a cunning plan....

    I have a cunning plan....

    For a Plan B.

    Feasability tests began this weekend and things are brewing
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