Reply to: EU Project Fear ramping up.

[NotAllThere]

FTFY...

That was police, not the army. HTH. Not that your post has any real relevance.

[original PM]

According to Private Eye, you don't have to worry about martial law being declared. Because we
try to avoid blowing up the hands of UK citizens

Where's Teabhoy when his country needs him?

FTFY...

[Old Greg]

According to Private Eye, you don't have to worry about martial law being declared. Because we've barely got any troops.

Where's Teabhoy when his country needs him?

Those spuds don't peel themselves!

[NotAllThere]

According to Private Eye, you don't have to worry about martial law being declared. Because we've barely got any troops.

Where's Teabhoy when his country needs him?

[BlasterBates]

The markets don't fear a "real Brexit" because it isn't going to happen.

The UK will cave into May's or Corbyn's version of a Brino deal and the Brexit argument will continue, a Brexeternity.

China won't be impressed when the UK sends its one warship to the pacific to project post-Brexit "power".

[Yorkie62]

Slartibartfast was quite happy with them.

And did he do a health and safety assessment on them. Where was his safety case? He would have never got them past PDR today.

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[meridian]

Not to mention the fjords. Just think of the Health and Safety implications. We'd have to fence them all off with warning signs like "Danger Steep cliff with very deep water at the bottom".

Slartibartfast was quite pleased with them.

Being Norway doesn't have a lot going for it really.

Really? They're rich. They're happy. They're self-governing.

[Yorkie62]

Is that meant to be ironic, from a Yorkshireman? ;-)

Yes I'd have to buy a big coat and that means spending money.

Two things alien to being a Yorkshireman

Owning a big coat
spending money

[Yorkie62]

Not to mention the fjords. Just think of the Health and Safety implications. We'd have to fence them all off with warning signs like "Danger Steep cliff with very deep water at the bottom".
An then there's the car industry The Bjering.
They don't do very well in the Eurovision Song contest either.
Being Norway doesn't have a lot going for it really.

[meridian]

It's cold snowy and very short on daylight hours in the winter.

Is that meant to be ironic, from a Yorkshireman? ;-)

[Yorkie62]

For someone keen on Animal Farm, you need to read more.

I prefer Norway. What would be so bad about being Norway anyway?

It's cold snowy and very short on daylight hours in the winter.

[meridian]

Comrade???? I'm nobodys comrade

As for the rehabilitation centres, are you planning on setting those up in your icon of socialism - Venezuela.

For someone keen on Animal Farm, you need to read more.

I prefer Norway. What would be so bad about being Norway anyway?

[Yorkie62]

Everything is doubleplus good comrade, any doubters of the cause will be sent to the rehabilitation centre.

Comrade???? I'm nobodys comrade

As for the rehabilitation centres, are you planning on setting those up in your icon of socialism - Venezuela.

[AtW]

Got subscription to the above in ofice - seeing front picture worth the money

[NotAllThere]

It's worse than we thought!