Taking control of UK borders

[Bean]

HEY JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE A BIT THICK.THEY AREN'T MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE.

One would normally consider both. We decided those with IQ's that the plankton could achieve, should stay out and we settled on an un-achievable level for you i.e. 10.

Blame it on too much Guinness

[NotAllThere]

I bow to your great expertise of wallowing in pig tulip.

It's through reading you and your ilk's emissions every day...

[vetran]

Ceiling, not floor, you cretin.

HEY JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE A BIT THICK.THEY AREN'T MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE.

One would normally consider both. We decided those with IQ's that the plankton could achieve, should stay out and we settled on an un-achievable level for you i.e. 10.

[Old Greg]

its alright we are setting the minimum above single figures so you & spoots wouldn't get in. Luckily(?) Nat & WTFH have a (sponsor - thanks Admin you barsteward..) so they can get in via the educationally sub normal category. Tables & forums will still be cleaned

Ceiling, not floor, you cretin.

[vetran]

You would only screw it up by introducing an IQ ceiling which lets scoots in. Still, he can make himself at home in the Thistle Hotel Heathrow.

its alright we are setting the minimum above single figures so you & spoots wouldn't get in. Luckily(?) Nat & WTFH have a (sponsor - thanks Admin you barsteward..) so they can get in via the educationally sub normal category. Tables & forums will still be cleaned

[Old Greg]

Lets hope they ban some of our quisling expats

You would only screw it up by introducing an IQ ceiling which lets scoots in. Still, he can make himself at home in the Thistle Hotel Heathrow.

[vetran]

Gatwick Airport:

Lets hope they ban some of our quisling expats

[darmstadt]

Gatwick Airport:

[vetran]

FTFY

I bow to your great expertise of wallowing in pig tulip.

You may have wallowed in some brexiteers (NLyUK caters for some odd tastes) as well but not me.

[NotAllThere]

Brexiters - thicker than as pigshit

FTFY

[sasguru]

It's OK. According to some at the Tory conference, they know for a fact that "There has never been a hard border in Ireland"

Channel 4 News on Twitter

Brexiters - thick as pigshit

[WTFH]

It's OK. According to some at the Tory conference, they know for a fact that "There has never been a hard border in Ireland"

Channel 4 News on Twitter

[vetran]

You mean like in the Le Touquet agreement?

Shocking!

Most of us assumed this would be the solution, it may even unite Ireland in the next decade and we can encourage them to Independence.

The alternative of remaining in the EUSSR must look so much better!

[AtW]

Brexiteers offer May a lifeline that will see EU officials based at UK borders

Leading Brexiteers have backed a package of concessions to help unlock a Canada-style trade deal with Brussels.

Senior members of the Conservatives’ 60-strong European Research Group (ERG) have told The Telegraph they would support EU officials being stationed at UK ports after Brexit to break the impasse with Brussels.

The MPs, including Iain Duncan Smith, the former Tory leader, and Jacob Rees-Mogg, the ERG chairman, also suggest that they would support the Government enforcing EU rules on goods exported to the bloc by firms in this country.

Brexiteers regard both proposals as a significant concession to help avoid a “hard” border with Northern Ireland, while paving the way for a much looser...

Brexiteers offer May a lifeline that will see EU officials based at UK borders

Moggy wants to be in the fast lane to his Ireland based hedgefund