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Previously on "Cold call from Aston Mae - Swiss phone number starting +41 41"

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  • LisaContractorUmbrella
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    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
    I presumed your reference to Lin was talking about the chief executive of HMRC.

    Who's last name is also the first name of a popular TV cartoon character, with a catchphrase whenever he does something bad.
    Yep that's the one I was worried she'd move on and no-one had told me

    Just go the D'oh reference Brain's on a go slow today I think

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by LisaContractorUmbrella View Post
    or possibly
    I presumed your reference to Lin was talking about the chief executive of HMRC.

    Who's last name is also the first name of a popular TV cartoon character, with a catchphrase whenever he does something bad.

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  • LisaContractorUmbrella
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    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
    D'oh!
    or possibly

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by LisaContractorUmbrella View Post
    "I can't talk right now but can I put you on to my Mum? Yes? Great her name's Lin"
    D'oh!

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  • LisaContractorUmbrella
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    "I can't talk right now but can I put you on to my Mum? Yes? Great her name's Lin"

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  • jamesbrown
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    "Can I take your name and address, please? I'm conducting research on the civil and criminal prosecution of individuals that peddle aggressive tax avoidance schemes."

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  • tractor
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    ...

    "Do you pay all fines and penalties?"

    "Yes we guarantee it"

    "Ace, can you pay my late filing penalty for last year? Thanks!"

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  • SueEllen
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    I've been watching those scam buster programs so I will try what they try - ask really stupid questions.

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  • cojak
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    We need a list of bait questions before the punchline: "HAHAHA! You must be joking!!" [Slams down phone].

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  • TheFaQQer
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    See who can keep them on the phone the longest...

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
    Just had a cold call from Aston Mae punting a tax management scheme. Didn't stay on the line long enough to find out what it was but it caught my interest as it was from a Swiss number.

    +41 41 588 08 00

    So if you see that come up on your phone, it's them.
    http://forums.contractoruk.com/accou...aston-mae.html

    Looks like they keep coming back in cycles!

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  • Cold call from Aston Mae - Swiss phone number starting +41 41

    Just had a cold call from Aston Mae punting a tax management scheme. Didn't stay on the line long enough to find out what it was but it caught my interest as it was from a Swiss number.

    +41 41 588 08 00

    So if you see that come up on your phone, it's them.
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