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    We're all doomed ...

    Apparently the sun will self-destruct in a relatively short (by universal standards) time. So now we've got that out of the way, let's get on with enjoying our miniscule, microscopic, infinitely tiny time spans on this planet.
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

    #2
    The sun is the same , in a relative way, but you are older.

    Shorter of Breath and one day closer to Death.

    Each day just goes so fast
    I turn around, it's past
    You don't get time to hang a sign on me

    Love me while you can
    Before I'm a dead old man

    A lifetime is so short
    A new one can't be bought
    But what you've got means such a lot to me

    Make love all day long
    Make love singing songs
    Make love all day long
    Make love singing songs

    There's people standing 'round
    Who'll screw you in the ground
    They'll fill you in with all their sins, you'll see



    Last edited by AlfredJPruffock; 17 March 2006, 15:05.

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      #3
      Originally posted by sasguru
      will self-destruct
      Darn and I like Will Self
      The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

      But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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        #4
        Originally posted by sasguru
        Apparently the sun will self-destruct in a relatively short (by universal standards) time. So now we've got that out of the way, let's get on with enjoying our miniscule, microscopic, infinitely tiny time spans on this planet.
        So why are you buying flats? Go out and spend all your cash!
        I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.

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          #5
          You need to burn all your cash just like the KLF did,come next week it will be worth nothing anyway. If you don't have time to burn it, just send it to me and I will burn it for you!
          The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

          But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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            #6
            Originally posted by Francko
            So why are you buying flats? Go out and spend all your cash!
            I forgot to say, you're doomed, but I'm immortal. You won't believe this but I'm actually an extra-terrestrial. There are many of us among you, but we take care that you don't know it, by assuming your form. And I can safely tell you that, knowing that you'll take it as a joke.
            Silly humans.
            Hard Brexit now!
            #prayfornodeal

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              #7
              I'm immortal too, (well, so far so good anyways).
              Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
              threadeds website, and here's my blog.

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                #8
                Originally posted by threaded
                I'm immortal too, (well, so far so good anyways).
                Better immoral than immortal.

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                  #9
                  They are not mutually exclusive. All ETs are both.
                  Hard Brexit now!
                  #prayfornodeal

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by sasguru
                    I forgot to say, you're doomed, but I'm immortal. You won't believe this but I'm actually an extra-terrestrial. There are many of us among you, but we take care that you don't know it, by assuming your form. And I can safely tell you that, knowing that you'll take it as a joke.
                    Silly humans.
                    Only a mere Alien. Well us Pan-dimensional-mega-super-beings trump your Alienness. We won't even be in this dimension when the sun does goes boom!

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