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    Daft Labels

    Bought a tube of Zovirax cold sore cream. "Do not use in eyes or on genitals" bugger.

    I seem to remember Nytol (sleeping pills) had "May cause drowsiness" on them.

    Any more?

    #2
    Tin of chocolate pudding.

    "Stand in boiling water for 3 minutes"

    **** that hurt.

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      #3
      Notice on hairdryer in hotel:

      "Do not use in shower"

      You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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        #4
        There is always the classic McDonalds coffee cup -

        "Caution, contents hot"
        "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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          #5
          Visitor centre for greek volacano - no smoking

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            #6
            Great thread!

            Amazing that there is the need to put these labels on - shows how daft the public is.

            Reflects changes in the law too. Health & Safety state that if you see a potential health risk and dont point it out, you may also be proven liable.

            "Sue culture!" is getting a bigger and bigger grip!!

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              #7
              Originally posted by Mustang
              Amazing that there is the need to put these labels on - shows how daft the public is.
              Daft, greedy and litigious!

              You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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                #8
                Dodge viper has a warning sticker for the backseat passengers
                The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                  #9
                  Packet of peanuts.

                  This product may contain nuts.

                  On a child's Superman costume:

                  "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by DimPrawn
                    On a child's Superman costume:

                    "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
                    No way. Don't believe that.

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