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    Our policepersons are wonderful.

    https://uk.news.yahoo.com/police-off...144609238.html



    For dear old Freako, this relates to 4 bobbies in a panda car who declined to help someone detain a tealeaf on the grounds that "they weren't kitted up".

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    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
    https://uk.news.yahoo.com/police-off...144609238.html



    For dear old Freako, this relates to 4 bobbies in a panda car who declined to help someone detain a tealeaf on the grounds that "they weren't kitted up".
    The tealeaf was called Fagan!, looks like his parents knew what he would grow up to be

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      #3
      pleaded guilty to stealing £4.62 worth of Jack Daniels
      £4.62 for JD? Or was that how much he necked?

      Cue insecure snobbery about "I wouldn't drink JD"
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
      Originally posted by vetran
      Urine is quite nourishing

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        #4
        Originally posted by d000hg View Post
        £4.62 for JD? Or was that how much he necked?

        Cue insecure snobbery about "I wouldn't drink JD"
        half bottle or premixed with coke?
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          #5
          Originally posted by vetran View Post
          half bottle or premixed with coke?
          Seems a bargain even for a half-bottle, I thought a bottle was about £18.

          Pre-mixed sounds plausible, good point.
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins
          I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
          Originally posted by vetran
          Urine is quite nourishing

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            #6
            Sitting in the car on overtime, waiting for their retirement on full final-salary pension aged 45 you mean?

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              #7
              They should turn them all in to contractors to greatly improve standards
              Warning unicorn meat may give you hallucinations

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                #8
                Compare and contrast.

                If you live where the billionaire's live...

                Police raid on suspected Eaton Place burglars was like 'James Bond' - Telegraph

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