Marriage is like a pack of cards, it always starts off with a 2 hearts and a diamond, but after some time gets to a point where you wish you had a club and a spade. 
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Never has a man been heard to say on his death bed that he wishes he'd spent more time in the office. -
Marriage is the process of finding out what sort of man your wife would have preferred. -
Marriage is about 3 rings.
Engagement ring.
Wedding ring.
Suffer ring.Comment
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Marriage is remembering what yours is mine and what is mine is my own.Just call me Matron - Too many handbagsComment
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