Anyway headhunter taking me to lunch at very expensive restaurant ...

[HairyArsedBloke]

... tomorrow.
So you lot will have to miss my wit and wisdom.

Make sure that you insist on paying the final bill. It will impress them so much that they will be more keen to sell you to their most prestigious clients.

Other tips: Don't drink the water in the bowl and you work from the outside in with the cutlery.


Edit: Fracked up spelling had bowel instead of bowl.

[MarillionFan]

Oh I see a swerve ball coming here. Sas will get a call 30 minutes before saying lunch is cancelled and can he come straight to the agents house.

There's my couch Mr Guru, it's a £1000 a day but you need to take a test first. Please sit down next to me, pats couch.

[Mich the Tester]

Make sure that you insist on paying the final bill. It will impress them so much that they will be more keen to sell you to their most prestigious clients.

Other tips: Don't drink the water in the bowel and you work from the outside in with the cutlery.

...and be careful with the chutney spoon.

[The Wikir Man]

Other tips: Don't drink the water in the bowel and you work from the outside in with the cutlery.

[pjclarke]

Don't drink the water in the bowel

I think you can get tablets for that nowadays ...

[shaunbhoy]

So you lot will have to miss my wit and wisdom.

So just like any other day then?

[HairyArsedBloke]

Le gavroche

That is sooooooooo 90's.

Almost as bad as Quag's.

[norrahe]

If you're off to LeG make sure to keep your jacket on.

Hope your head hunter's not a cheapskate, he's probably hoping you'll go for the set lunch menu deal.