Slime to emulate. But what?

[original PM]

try to shut the fu<k up all i'll do yous all.

[Clippy]

Try not to emulate a 40 year old virgin.

[sasguru]

You mean someone like you?

I'm successful but I'm not a businessman, just a dirty spekulant.
Why work for your money after all?

[AtW]

Try emulating a succesful businessman.

You mean someone like you?

[sasguru]

Try emulating a succesful businessman.

[AtW]

Nu Lieborrrr