The size of my wife's ring

[bandit_legs]

I need to measure the size of my wife's ring,

i could tell you the size of your wifes ring, i've been 'hangin owt the back' of it all year!

hahahHAHAH!

[BlackenedBiker]

Shower her with gold

[singhr]

Are you sure she wants a new ring? I believe pearl necklaces are all the rage this year.

[EternalOptimist]

a proper title would have been

Determining the bandwidth of the missus

[scotspine]

quite right gonzo and i rather suspect the thread title was designed to elicit that kind of post.

of course, i apologise if i'm wrong...

[Gonzo]

Half of CUK is doing very well to avoid the obvious here, LR with 30 minutes.

Yeah, I was expecting a comment about her needing a new ring because he'd been up the oxo tower too many times would get this into LR, but it didn't even take that.

I suspect Scotspine could tell that it was inevitable and moved the thread anyway.

[HairyArsedBloke]

I never said anything.

[moorfield]

Half of CUK is doing very well to avoid the obvious here, LR with 30 minutes.

It was a serious question by the way.

[stingman123]

When I had the same problem, I got the missus to stick her finger up my bum, making sure to remember the pain level and eye wateriness. Then it's a simple matter of getting the staff in the jewellers to do the same until you can establish a match.

Good job she only wanted a ring

[Platypus]

LOL while Googling for a rude ring chart,, I found this:

http://www.penissizedebate.com/image...nce_chart2.gif

(snigger)